An idea for how to get a new house with a security system in these trying times.

[Mira]

A bowl at the door. Every time the word Trump is mentioned the offender puts in five dollars.
Goes for family members, and also all guests. Just give BYOB simple pot luck parties.

There is a yellow pad beside the bowl and a pen on a string. The accumulating 5 dollar bills will be converted to singles so every time someone puts a new word on the pad that is descriptive of the above mentioned person he/she can take out a dollar to reward creativity and foster levity.

It has to be a new expletive not previously used, cannot be read or said out loud until the head of the family recites them all before dinner.
Or before calling the guests to the table.
Prayer can resume after the election in 2020.

Can't think of a really good sign for the bowl yet.

Thoughts?

[WheelWalker]

1. Move away from the mushrooms, Mira, LOL

[Mira]

2. OK