WOW! Don & Melanie make it OK to say "Happy Easter" again with their WH Egg Roll. #BeBestJesus

[Miles Archer]

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Melania Trump announces date, details for 2019 White House Easter Egg Roll http://hill.cm/U8hTuBU

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[calimary]

1. Sigh - how I long for the days when "Don and Melanie" meant

we were all talking about Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

[Vinca]

2. Is Easter another new holiday like the 4th of July?? LOL.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. He invented Easter, too?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

4. Didn't you hear? Trump personally resurrected Jesus.

He did it on his way to part the Red Sea.

[Ilsa]

9. Oh yeah? Well I was

the first to think of pre-sliced bread! Yeah, that's the ticket! And did I mention that I invented a hat that allows me to read a dog's thoughts? Yeah, that was ME!

[JHB]

10. oops, replied to wrong one

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

14. Thank you for the sliced bread. Making sandwiches so much easier with it.

[Wounded Bear]

5. Wait, are we supposed to be making war on Easter now, too?

I keep losing track of who and what I'm supposed to hate.

[murielm99]

6. Didn't they fuck up the Easter Egg Roll last year?

And 45 had to make an unnecessarily political speech there, too.

[JHB]

11. Oh, they're making sure they get it right this time...

They've already put in orders at every Chinese take-out place in Washington.

[Totally Tunsie]

7. Did they actually remember to order the eggs this year?

[Blue Owl]

8. Praise the Lord

Morality is here again...

[delisen]

12. Hail to the Goddess Eostre. She endures and triumphs!

Even the Buffoon must bow before the sacred eggs of the Goddess.

Eostre the Germanic goddess of Birth and Re-Birth and Angela, leader of the Free World. Season of Hope for the Future is upon us.

Eggs, dontcha love 'em. I carry my eggs to be in 2 baskets with at least 1 million in each. Never have to hunt them down. I am made in the image of Eostre.

Funny how Church Guys could not overwrite Easter.

[muriel_volestrangler]

13. So it's on Easter Monday .. as it has been since 1878

Since 1878, American presidents and their families have celebrated Easter Monday by hosting an 'egg roll' party. Held on the South Lawn, it is one of the oldest annual events in White House history.

https://www.whitehousehistory.org/press-room/press-collections/easter-egg-roll-press-collection

Will they be telling us how many days hath September, April, June, and November this year?