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Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:03 PM

Police: Marion man accidentally shoots himself in the genitals

A Marion man is recovering in the hospital after police say he accidentally shot himself in the groin.

Around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, Marion Police were called out to the hospital for an accidental self-inflicted gunshot injury.

Mark Anthony Jones, 46, told police in the emergency room that he was walking around near the Girl Scout cabin.

Jones said he had a Hi Point 9mm handgun in his waistband when the gun began to slip.

https://fortwaynesnbc.com/news/top-stories/2019/02/28/police-marion-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-the-genitals/


Beyond the obvious stupidity, why is a man walking near a Girl Scout cabin with a pistol in his waistband?

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Reply Police: Marion man accidentally shoots himself in the genitals (Original post)
Arkansas Granny Mar 2019 OP
BSdetect Mar 2019 #1
Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2019 #5
Midnightwalk Mar 2019 #28
MagickMuffin Mar 2019 #2
Stinky The Clown Mar 2019 #19
MagickMuffin Mar 2019 #25
Stinky The Clown Mar 2019 #26
LiberalFighter Mar 2019 #3
Javaman Mar 2019 #8
mindem Mar 2019 #4
Arkansas Granny Mar 2019 #6
lagomorph777 Mar 2019 #13
Scurrilous Mar 2019 #7
NBachers Mar 2019 #9
smirkymonkey Mar 2019 #11
sdfernando Mar 2019 #10
Yavin4 Mar 2019 #12
lpbk2713 Mar 2019 #14
onethatcares Mar 2019 #15
lindysalsagal Mar 2019 #30
Vinca Mar 2019 #16
Fla_Democrat Mar 2019 #17
47of74 Mar 2019 #18
Arkansas Granny Mar 2019 #20
47of74 Mar 2019 #21
lpbk2713 Mar 2019 #22
backscatter712 Mar 2019 #23
Arkansas Granny Mar 2019 #24
rurallib Mar 2019 #27
lindysalsagal Mar 2019 #29
Midnightwalk Mar 2019 #31
Volaris Mar 2019 #32

Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:06 PM

1. Darwinism?

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Response to BSdetect (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:13 PM

5. At 46, he's likely bred.

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Response to Hassin Bin Sober (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 03:01 PM

28. In or out?

:smirk:

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:08 PM

2. Did the Enforcers ask about his stalking a Girl Scout cabin?


Was he there to kidnap them and sell them into the sex trade?

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Response to MagickMuffin (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 12:14 PM

19. Who are the "Enforcers"?

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #19)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 01:44 PM

25. Law Enforcers


They went to hospital to question him.

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Response to MagickMuffin (Reply #25)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 01:50 PM

26. They're call "police"

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:12 PM

3. Apparently not really a big deal.

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Response to LiberalFighter (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:25 PM

8. I see what you did there. LOL nt

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:13 PM

4. Gotta love those gun nuts

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Response to mindem (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:19 PM

6. Or gun nutless, as the case may be.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:37 PM

13. Boom!

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 12:20 PM

7. Those are not the cookies he was shooting for.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 02:04 PM

9. Let's go Scrotopoppin'

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Response to NBachers (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:34 PM

11. *snort*

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:33 PM

10. something must have caused the gun to slip

Wonder what that could have been?

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:36 PM

12. "why is a man walking near a Girl Scout cabin with a pistol in his waistband?"

Wild ass huch, maybe he shot himself because he was having impure thoughts?

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:37 PM

14. No more strolling around Girl Scout cabins for you.



That's gonna leave a mark.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 03:56 PM

15. come on folks,

don't you ever get up in the dark and wander around a girl scout cabin with a loaded handgun in your waistband?

or maybe it was:

The gun began to slip
He couldn't get a grip
and blew his balls clear off

what did he tell his wife
who he'd been married to all his life
and his kids and his employer too?

"I thought I saw a bear
but my gun stuck in my underwear
and now I'm a enuch in a choir."



Feel free to add a verse if you'd like.

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Response to onethatcares (Reply #15)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 03:13 PM

30. No, this is it:

"I had a sudden urge , real quick
I grabbed something real big, and thick
turned out to be my gun, not my _______."

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 04:43 PM

16. Let's hope this means he can't breed.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Fri Mar 1, 2019, 09:15 PM

17. "That was either a really nice shirt......"

"That was either a really nice shirt, or a really terrible gun."






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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 12:06 PM

18. Another day, another dude second amendmenting himself

 

In his junk too.

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Response to 47of74 (Reply #18)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 12:46 PM

20. A second amendment vasectomy?

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Reply #20)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 12:54 PM

21. LOL.

 

Filing that one away for the next time some idiot shoots himself in his junk.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 01:12 PM

22. It was self defense.



His little head made the first move.

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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #22)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 01:14 PM

23. He stood his ground...

And it does seem likely he'll have the ignominious distinction of being a living winner of a Darwin Award...

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Response to backscatter712 (Reply #23)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 01:43 PM

24. If he hasn't already reproduced, I would imagine that the odds of doing so now

are greatly reduced.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 02:18 PM

27. Makes me think of "Christmas Story" only instead of "you'll shoot you eye out"

we hear a chorus of "You'll shoot your nuts off, You'll shoot your nuts off"

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 03:13 PM

31. That's nuts

Well at least they were. It it was further back hed be called a crack shot.

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Response to Arkansas Granny (Original post)

Sat Mar 2, 2019, 05:38 PM

32. Yes this. I read that new detail and immediatly thought

Good..no girl scouts will now be harmed by this person.

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