Police: Marion man accidentally shoots himself in the genitals

[Arkansas Granny]

A Marion man is recovering in the hospital after police say he accidentally shot himself in the groin.

Around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, Marion Police were called out to the hospital for an accidental self-inflicted gunshot injury.

Mark Anthony Jones, 46, told police in the emergency room that he was walking around near the Girl Scout cabin.

Jones said he had a Hi Point 9mm handgun in his waistband when the gun began to slip.

https://fortwaynesnbc.com/news/top-stories/2019/02/28/police-marion-man-accidentally-shoots-himself-in-the-genitals/

Beyond the obvious stupidity, why is a man walking near a Girl Scout cabin with a pistol in his waistband?

[BSdetect]

1. Darwinism?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

5. At 46, he's likely bred.

[Midnightwalk]

28. In or out?

:smirk:

[MagickMuffin]

2. Did the Enforcers ask about his stalking a Girl Scout cabin?

Was he there to kidnap them and sell them into the sex trade?

[Stinky The Clown]

19. Who are the "Enforcers"?

[MagickMuffin]

25. Law Enforcers

They went to hospital to question him.

[Stinky The Clown]

26. They're call "police"

[LiberalFighter]

3. Apparently not really a big deal.

[Javaman]

8. I see what you did there. LOL nt

[mindem]

4. Gotta love those gun nuts

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Or gun nutless, as the case may be.

[lagomorph777]

13. Boom!

[Scurrilous]

7. Those are not the cookies he was shooting for.

[NBachers]

9. Let's go Scrotopoppin'

[smirkymonkey]

11. *snort*

[sdfernando]

10. something must have caused the gun to slip

Wonder what that could have been?

[Yavin4]

12. "why is a man walking near a Girl Scout cabin with a pistol in his waistband?"

Wild ass huch, maybe he shot himself because he was having impure thoughts?

[lpbk2713]

14. No more strolling around Girl Scout cabins for you.

That's gonna leave a mark.

[onethatcares]

15. come on folks,

don't you ever get up in the dark and wander around a girl scout cabin with a loaded handgun in your waistband?

or maybe it was:

The gun began to slip
He couldn't get a grip
and blew his balls clear off

what did he tell his wife
who he'd been married to all his life
and his kids and his employer too?

"I thought I saw a bear
but my gun stuck in my underwear
and now I'm a enuch in a choir."



Feel free to add a verse if you'd like.

[lindysalsagal]

30. No, this is it:

"I had a sudden urge , real quick
I grabbed something real big, and thick
turned out to be my gun, not my _______."

[Vinca]

16. Let's hope this means he can't breed.

[Fla_Democrat]

17. "That was either a really nice shirt......"

"That was either a really nice shirt, or a really terrible gun."

[47of74]

18. Another day, another dude second amendmenting himself

In his junk too.

[Arkansas Granny]

20. A second amendment vasectomy?

[47of74]

21. LOL.

Filing that one away for the next time some idiot shoots himself in his junk.

[lpbk2713]

22. It was self defense.

His little head made the first move.

[backscatter712]

23. He stood his ground...

And it does seem likely he'll have the ignominious distinction of being a living winner of a Darwin Award...

[Arkansas Granny]

24. If he hasn't already reproduced, I would imagine that the odds of doing so now

are greatly reduced.

[rurallib]

27. Makes me think of "Christmas Story" only instead of "you'll shoot you eye out"

we hear a chorus of "You'll shoot your nuts off, You'll shoot your nuts off"

[lindysalsagal]

29. And don't miss this one: totally funny:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=11880785

[Midnightwalk]

31. That's nuts

Well at least they were. It it was further back he’d be called a crack shot.

[Volaris]

32. Yes this. I read that new detail and immediatly thought

Good..no girl scouts will now be harmed by this person.