I am considering using my

[kairos12]

recently rediscovered vuvuzela to drown out Drumpt's voice anytime I hear his voice on the TEEVEE.

Spouse is unhappy. I may reconsider.

[mwooldri]

1. Use said vuvuzela as beer bong.

You get inebriated, spouse doesn't get noise. Everyone wins

[GoCubsGo]

2. I find that hitting the "mute" button is much more satisfying.

As is changing the channel.

[FiveGoodMen]

4. Ah, just imagine a mute button that worked on Trump, rather than your TV!

[brooklynite]

3. Here are three thoughts

Turn down the volume.

Change the channel.

Turn off the TV.

[brush]

5. What is that, from two World Cups ago?

[kairos12]

6. Yep!