Beware! The MEMES of March

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Trump Stuck For Hours After Failing To Negotiate Path Around Janitor’s Bucket



(The White House) The West Wing is finally back to normal after an incident which left the President stuck on a staircase for much of the evening.

“It appears a janitor’s bucket was left out and President Trump found himself incapable of negotiating a path around it.”

“Just like then he walked right up to the bucket with no preparation or plan as to how he was going to deal with it.”

It appears to be yet another example of the self-described ‘Dealmaker in Chief’ expecting things to effortlessly go his way.

“I think he believed the bucket would cave completely and move itself out of his way.”

http://www.breakingburgh.com/trump-stuck-for-hours-after-failing-to-negotiate-path-around-janitors-bucket/

[Achilleaze]

1. "Et tu, Mikey?" - Comrade Dirty Donny* (R)

* aka republican Draft-dodger-in-Chief

[smirkymonkey]

2. K&R

Some good ones here!

[Leghorn21]

3. Thank you, great stuff!!

[H2O Man]

4. Recommended.

"Beware of darkness." -- Beatle George

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. Beware of Dogma

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. not Florida, South Carolina

I've got to know how the squirrel turned out.

Edit to add:

South Carolina, not Florida
https://www.wrcbtv.com/story/24318995/cops-wife-stabbed-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel

[happybird]

7. ceramic squirrel

and it was SC, not FL. I'm a bit dissatisfied with this turn of events, but happy no actual squirrels were harmed.

Oh, and she was pissed because the beer store was closed at midnight on Christmas.

Add: we must have been looking it up at the same time- I was worried about that squirrel.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. florida needs to step up

They can't let SC beat 'em like this.

[underpants]

9. Stupid internet

Thanks

[Hermit-The-Prog]

12. cheer up

Florida man will always come through.




http://news.brevardtimes.com/2013/06/florida-man-charged-with-picking-magic.html

[underpants]

13. Florida man ... threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promise pizza

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza


2 days ago

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-ends-standoff-after-police-offer-him-pizza

[Ohiogal]

6. Thanks for the laughs!

[Ron Obvious]

10. This one has always been a favourite of mine:

[kag]

14. My protein shakes do the same thing!

I keep trying, though. Just keep practicing. That's all it takes.

rinse, repeat...

[RambleTamble]

15. tHOsE bE gOOd oNeS

[underpants]

16. ✅