Donald Trump is.....autographing Bibles

[brooklynite]

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[spanone]

1. Is he claiming he wrote them?

[Initech]

17. Well he did write Two Corinthians!

[lagomorph777]

19. No but he does recognize the Bible - he uses one for toilet paper.

...when his roll of US Constitution toilet paper runs out.

[Initech]

2. This just in - God has quit!

[backtoblue]

3. More suitable if he'd sign the diapers...

[redstatebluegirl]

4. I have no words...

He is a moron and so are Christians lining up to have this man sign their Bibles.

[exboyfil]

5. But is he throwing rolls of paper towels

That is a sign he truly cares.

[VOX]

22. Yes! The Blessing of the Paper Towel Rolls is like no other.

Shaking my damn head so hard and so often it’s about to detach.

[Retrograde]

34. Paper towels are for hurricanes

Rakes are for forest fires - keep your emergency responses straight.

I’m surprised the bibles didn’t burst into flames when he touched them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. In what universe does a guy who barebacks porn actresses and pays them hush money

turn up at a church and autograph Bibles?

Oh, yeah... this one.

[A HERETIC I AM]

20. Perhaps more to the point.....

What brand of the "faithful" does one have to be that such overwhelming gullibility is seen as an attribute?

As was posted elsewhere the other day; (paraphrasing)

"A guy in my neighborhood has put up a giant "Trump 2020" sign in his yard. How is it one can be so proud of being so profoundly stupid?"

[yonder]

27. +1000. Exactly. Isn't there something in there or maybe a gospel song about:

"....once was blind but now can see"???

I just don't get it.

[Yonnie3]

7. Cognitive dissonance

Just ... Wow.

[ProudLib72]

8. If there were a God, either Rump or the bibles (maybe both?) would burst into flames

Thus, this demonstration proves beyond a shadow of doubt there is no God. We are on our own to defend against the tyranny of the orange shitstain.

[magicarpet]

28. Just what I was thinking,...

... blue bolts of lightening should come flying out of the binding area and strike him dead as he bursts into flames.

[Blue_Tires]

9. Sacrilege, but it's just one more thing he'll get to skate on

[Totally Tunsie]

10. ...

[Va Lefty]

11. I'll bet he's charging for it

[Solly Mack]

12. Dogpatch turnips getting their god on. lolololololol

[theboss]

13. This is an extraordinarily strange Baptist tradition

Baptists have a bunch of "Rock star" traveling preachers, and it's a "Thing" to get them to autograph your Bible. I'm guessing there's a Jerry Falwell or Jack Hyles autograph in there too.

[LuvNewcastle]

14. Is he signing the Bibles with his pussy-grabbing hand?

What do you do when a major disaster happens and you're at the end of your rope? Get the most vulgar man in the world to sign your Bible. That'll fix everything.

[dalton99a]

15. .

[DFW]

16. Well, those people think the bible was written by God

So it's fitting that Trump should be autographing them.

I WILL give kudos to Trump for being able to pull that off with a straight face.

[Andy823]

18. Hope he spelled his name right

"SATAN"

[VOX]

21. "All thanks to me bigly, SATAN" (inscribed with KleanKoal Sharpie, a 45-endorsed product)

[GoCubsGo]

23. Did they burst into flames?

[Ilsa]

24. Those Bibles, signed by the only president to

Go to prison, will be valuable some day. They'll be auctioned with any remaining personal items of Charles Manson and Robert Hanssen.

[BigDemVoter]

25. Hell, we knew Pussy Grabber would do it. . . .

What really shocks me-- even from these ignorant bible thumpers--is that they are willing to ask PUSSY GRABBER to sign them!

[Ohiogal]

26. I don't normally condone burning Bibles

but in this case I’d make an exception.

[Tanuki]

29. Worst bible autographer since Roy Moore...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thinkprogress.org/trump-faith-adviser-roy-moore-jesus-0be2bf95f702/amp/

"One of President Donald Trump’s faith advisers defended scandal-ridden Alabama senate candidate Roy Moore on Thursday morning — saying accusations that the former judge allegedly sexually abused minors are “suspicious,” and comparing Moore autographing Bibles to a woman healed by Jesus Christ.

During an appearance on MSNBC Thursday, South Carolina pastor and vocal Trump supporter Mark Burns was asked to comment on the growing list of allegations against the former judge, which include reportedly being banned from a mall for his predatory behavior. Burns expressed doubt about the claims, saying Moore is a “very strong Christian conservative” and that the accusations amount to a “character assassination.”

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The increasingly tense interview eventually took a sharp theological turn after Burns, a pastor, referred to himself as a “man of faith.” Ruhle responded by asking how Burns feels about Moore reportedly signing Bibles on the campaign trail—a legacy of his status as a crusader for what is often called Christian nationalism.

........
As a Christian who doesn’t believe in false Christians or idol, what’s your view on Roy Moore autographing Bibles? Would Jesus do that?” Rule asked.".....(more at link)

[SoCalDem]

30. and immediately after the sharpie touched the paper

[DesertRat]

31. Wow

[Poiuyt]

32. This makes me want to fucking barf!

Whenever I see those sanctimonious bastards pawing Trump while praying just makes me want to puke. How in the world have they anointed the most nonChristian person in the world as their savior is beyond me. You know he's laughing on the inside at how he's been able to pull the wool over their eyes.

[bluestarone]

33. Does THIS look like his signature?

666

[chwaliszewski]

35. Gotta love her...

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