"documents reveal...Romney has a lot of money doing complicated things in a lot of strange places"

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Secret Bain documents reveal that Mitt Romney is rich

Secret Bain documents reveal that Romney has a lot of money doing complicated things in a lot of strange places

By Alex Pareene

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In other words he has a lot of people who work very hard to make sure Romney has to pay as little in taxes as possible. Eight of the strangely named entities Romney has millions of dollars invested in are in the Cayman Islands. As Bain Capital Fund VIII LP helpfully points out: “Under the current laws of the Cayman Islands, there are no income, estate, transfer, sales, or other Cayman Islands taxes payable by the Partnership.”

As everyone knows, Romney made his fortune with complex (“innovative”) financial instruments that are basically designed to be impossible to understand so that no one can regulate them. (This is also known as “job creation.”) So obviously his money is still being used to create more money through credit default swaps and short sales and other things that rich people did that blew up the world economy a couple of years ago.

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Oh also some of the funds in Romney’s retirement package from Bain Capital were created years after he “retired.” (One as late as 2008.) Obviously Romney’s incredibly sudden/lengthy and drawn-out ex post facto 1999/2002 Bain retirement is still a matter of some confusion, and this won’t help matters. As Cook says:

But what’s interesting about Sankaty Credit Opportunities is that, according to his 2012 financial disclosure, Romney’s interest in the entity was part of his retirement package: It was made “pursuant to an agreement with Bain Capital regarding Mr. Romney’s retirement” in 1999. But according to its audited financial statement, Sankaty Credit Opportunities didn’t exist yet when Romney retired: “Sankaty Credit Opportunities, L.P., is a Delaware limited partnership which commenced operations on August 12, 2002.” In other words, Romney’s 1999 retirement agreement included an investment in an entity created in 2002—in fact, was created in the heat of his first gubernatorial campaign in Massachusetts. When Romney explained at an October 29, 2002, debate in Massachusetts that he wasn’t responsible for Bain’s actions after his 1999 retirement, it was just 8 weeks after the creation by Bain of a fund that was part of his retirement agreement.

Haha this reminds me of the time Romney transferred a bunch of his holdings that he didn’t want to disclose to a trust in Ann’s name literally the day before he was sworn in as governor of Massachusetts. Hiding money seems as hard as making it! (Also, Romney has to be richer than he says he is. $250 million seems on the small side to me. I guess Harry Reid has also said as much.)

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http://www.salon.com/2012/08/23/secret_bain_documents_reveal_that_mitt_romney_is_rich/

That's as skeptical a take as one could take, and it's still not good news for Mitt. The documents will be revealing and at the very least confirming, and obviously a few people are worried.

In fact, Mitt decided to write a composition on the topic:

LOL! Mitt Romney: What I Learned at Bain Capital (WSJ op-ed) - updated
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021189386

Gawker Posts 950 Pages Of Bain Documents (updated 2x)
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444270404577605140607907860.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

What is Mitt hiding?

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1. K&R

Hope other media outlets are combung through the documents.

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2. Bet you $10,000 Harry Reid is smiling. n/t

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3. Kick! n/t