We're supposed to take his word for it... Riiight.

[MrScorpio]

[krispos42]

1. I trust him

To lie about pretty much anything, any time, anywhere, to any audience, without a nano-iota of self awareness or morality.

[leftieNanner]

3. Which is why you don't want to give him a polygraph test

Because the machine would not be able to tell a truth from a lie - because he can't tell the difference either.

[Ferrets are Cool]

4. Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winna!! nt

[Sherman A1]

7. If his lips are moving

it is a lie.

[world wide wally]

11. He only lies when we speaks.... or writes

[Harker]

12. He lies in bed, too. n/t

[Beartracks]

13. Hey, you lifted images from my sig banner. Cool!

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[11 Bravo]

2. Perfect! K&R

[DoctorJoJo]

5. Conversely, He Is Fat and Ugly--And We CAN All See That!

[plimsoll]

6. Fake News!

He's trim, fit and handsome. Trust him.

[Fritz Walter]

10. And when he calls Rep. Schiff a "pencil neck"...

We should totally ignore the man-vulva below his chin. Only Putin would grab that piece of flesh!
I apologize for the mental image that statement may convey.

And it's too close to dinner-time to post photos of his physique as displayed on golf courses and elsewhere. I think it may violate the Geneva Conventions about torture. Because -- let's face it -- we're all prisoners here, until January 2021!

[plimsoll]

16. You mean his wattle?

If he were a cow, I'd have to call it a dewlap.

[calimary]

19. Such a wattle he'll have to hide on Thanksgiving...

Barrump-bump.

[rickyhall]

17. And he grows taller as he gains weight!

[kag]

18. Good point.

He weights 230 pounds, but we're not allowed to see him standing on a scale.

[highplainsdem]

8. Perfect!

[Volaris]

9. Right lol...that means he's broke, dumb, and guilty.

[orangecrush]

14. Every time I see his ugly bloated face

I feel ill.

[Joe941]

15. You can tell he is lying if his mouth is moving.