Tucker Carlson Challenges Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To A Date

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON—Inviting the young, outspoken Democrat to settle things once and for all, Tucker Carlson concluded a taping of Tucker Carlson Tonight Monday by challenging Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) to a date.

“You talk a pretty big game on Twitter, but let’s see how well your pie-in-the-sky ideas hold up when you finally have the guts to join me for a romantic dinner. Date me, coward!” said Carlson in a fiery rebuke of Ocasio-Cortez’s far-left policy proposals, repeated attacks on the Trump administration, and overall refusal to meet him one-on-one for a spirited yet civil exchange of ideas while splitting a bottle of shiraz.

“Hey, little Sandy, I hope you’re listening, because no one is going to take you seriously until you finally agree to date me. I’m not kidding. Any time, any place—maybe that new ramen place in Georgetown. If you want, we can even bring a camera crew and put it up on national television for everyone to see. But you’re probably too scared, aren’t you? Pathetic.”

Tucker Carlson ended the broadcast by angrily listing his cell phone number in case Ocasio-Cortez decided to “grow a pair.”

https://www.theonion.com/tucker-carlson-challenges-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-to-a-1833754126

[nini]

1. Jesus .. I thought that was real

LOL..

The Onion is brilliant.

[fierywoman]

3. So did I !!!

[Wounded Bear]

7. IKR?

[Freethinker65]

2. Hahahahaha

[True Dough]

4. I fell for it too

He's said more outrageous things, I'm sure.

[dlk]

5. Even as a Joke, Carlson, Ewwww

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. That was my thought

[lpbk2713]

6. Whew.

Carlson is such a loser I took it seriously at first.

[Takket]

8. He wouldn't know what to do with her lol

[democratisphere]

9. Funny.

[nolabear]

10. She would turn him every which way but loose.

I halfway wish it was real.

[JDC]

11. I get the emails from the onion and missed it was from them when I read it

Totally bought into it. It seemed so Tucker.

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Boston Univ. (MA) US Rank #34, World Rank #40; Trinity College(CT) US Rank #385, World Rank #1105

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Trinity College (CT): https://www.4icu.org/reviews/5220.htm




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