"I road a horse of misinformation and hatred into the White House.". . . Come CAPTION this spud!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Somehow people find it hard to believe when I tell them how great I was as a student at the greatest university there ever was; or when I note how many billions (literally billions!) I have given to charity, much of it anonymously if you want to know; or when I point out that one of the Czar's children escaped and fathered my mother, so by rights . . . um . . . never mind. . . . But you never report that do you? Yet it's all right out there. . . . The simple, God's-honest truth!"

[malaise]

1. Who could top this?

or when I point out that one of the Czar's children escaped and fathered my mother, so by rights

[RKP5637]

2. "Portrait of Dark Evilness!" n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Oh. My. God. He's done and gone over the edge, but held on by massive...

ropes of ego and bullshit.

[NCjack]

4. "Who could ever guess it? Right now, I'm screwing my base and they

are too dumb to do anything about."

[Generic Other]

5. If the tsarevich had spawned Trump

he'd be an orange bleeder.

[Grasswire2]

6. Is this a quote? Really?

His grandfather was a child of the Russian Czar? Is that his claim?

Is this a real quote from him?

[Karadeniz]

7. I scanned Google and didn't find anything like that about his mother.

[Grasswire2]

8. I did the same

Kind of irresponsible to post a fake quote if it is one.

And weird that we can't tell.

[skip fox]

10. CAUTION! CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity

but we try to channel our subjects; stupidity, cupidity, gullibility, deceptiveness, etc. for the purposes of satire.

[Ilsa]

9. Where did you find this? nt

[lpbk2713]

11. Trump has been an eye opener for me.

I thought Shit-for-Brains, aka Bush 43, would be the stupidest
dumphuck to ever occupy the White House. I was so wrong.