Let's name tRump's new tell-all book

[Leith]

Started in this thread:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211987546

Cartoonist: The Revenge of the Orange

crazytown: Leaves of Ass: Collected Tweets Volume 1

That's all there was when I started this thread.

My own contribution: 50 Shades of Cray-Cray

[C_U_L8R]

1. Orange ya glad I'm not President anymore?

Apparently it's a scratch n sniff book. Eww.

[Dirty Socialist]

2. They call me Mr. Lilac

I can lilac crazy

[onethatcares]

3. Straight from the horses' ass

the almost true stuff that didn't happen

[democratisphere]

4. How my family and I almost got away with selling out America.

[Miigwech]

5. Mein Dumpf

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. To all the girls I've grabbed before

Play on the song title "All the girls I've loved before."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Too bad "Something Wicked This Way Comes" is already taken.

A Broken Clockwork Orange
One Hundred Years of Suckitude
The Gropes of Wrath
A Portrait of the Asshole as a Young Man
As I Lay Tweeting

[nolabear]

8. The Oranges of the Specious

[11 Bravo]

16. Nice!

[moondust]

9. Suckers!

[Leith]

10. For Whom the Bellend Trolls

[DFW]

11. How I Made America A Great Grain...or Something Like That! by D.J. Trump

And 30% of the country will think it is the greatest book since the Gutenberg Bible. They will all buy copies of it and never read it.

[revmclaren]

12. I Did It Lie Way.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. I'm still partial to "Mein Covfefe". nt

[area51]

14. Trump's book:

"I'm right and you're wrong, so there!"

[nuxvomica]

15. The Scum Also Rises

I was going to post Old Yeller but that's been done.

[11 Bravo]

17. Big fucking deal, it was a Mexican mockingbird.

[Stuart G]

18. "Lies and More Lies"

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

19. Breakfast at Mickey D's

[keithbvadu2]

20. Bone spurs kept me from becoming a hero.