"tRump is like ________________ ." (Fill in the blank and make a joke)

[ProudLib72]

For example: "tRump is like spring break. No class".






What am I doing? This could get ugly real fast.

[malaise]

1. He is like a stinky pampers

Full of shit

[ProudLib72]

2. Straight to the point! I like it!

[2naSalit]

11. DING DING DING!!!

On the first post!

[malaise]

12. Too easy

[applegrove]

3. Trump is like a chequing account. Little interest.

[ProudLib72]

4. And evidently federally insured by all his cronies

[Miigwech]

5. A Gaping Asshole into the Bowels of Hell

[rzemanfl]

6. I was about to send have an "e" on me-too late. n/t

[Miigwech]

8. Got Ya! Spelling, I use the Mark Twain defense

bowl, bowel not really have the same meaning nor same pronunciation ... but I love this defense, for all us folks with dyslexia, here it is ... we try harder!
"I will say that a man must be a great fool who can’t spell a word more than one way.”

[abqtommy]

7. tRump is like

having a case of antibiotic resistant clap...

[bluestarone]

9. tRUMPS head is like a black hole

A lot goes in BUT nothing comes out!

[bdamomma]

10. Trump is like

a wanna be paranoid dictator.

[Takket]

13. trump is like a crime scene with no leads... completely clueless!

[ProudLib72]

14. I like that!

[mercuryblues]

15. parasitic amoeba

[Totally Tunsie]

16. tRump is like a flying balloon...

orange and full of hot air.

[ProudLib72]

18. Someone needs to pop him soon before he gets too high!

Just stick a pin in him.

[Cha]

17. trump is

our Planet's worse living nightmare

[Amishman]

19. If Trump were a GoT character...

He sees himself as Tywin, but really he's Janos Slynt.