HOLY SHIT

[tuvor]

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. Hilarious!

[TheDebbieDee]

2. Christ in a chicken basket! Neil Armstrong steps onto the Moon and "The Onion" is there!

Holy jumped-up bald-headed Jesus Palomino!

[longship]

3. "Embrace the horror" of The Onion covering the fucking moon landing.

Just had to say it. Well fucking done Onion.

Fucken A!

[AlbertCat]

4. This is from a book... "Our Dumb Century

.... the Onion put out where it pretends to be there for every major event.

It is hysterical.

My fave headline:

%3Fw%3D549



BTW..... RIP Neil Armstrong....

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. I loved this one:

[Ebadlun]

12. One of the finest works of printed comedy known to man

The best page is the last one, dated 2000 - "Christian Right Ascends To Heaven".

If only they had.

[Beartracks]

14. Bwa-ha-ha! "Headline continued on page 2"!! n/t

[Posteritatis]

15. That whole book is just concentrated genius. (nt)

[klook]

16. The series with Nixon on the run slayed me...

skulking between buildings at night with a tommygun, saying "You dirty coppers will never get me!" and finally getting arrested by the Adam-12 guys.

[burrowowl]

5. Great Post!

[Liberal_in_LA]

6. lol

[Chorophyll]

7. I love everything about this.

"Late Edition," "10¢", and the rules between the columns. Okay, so the sanserif font looks a little bit modern. But otherwise, perfecto!

Neil Armstrong

[daligirl519]

8. I f***ing love The Onion! n/t

[Herlong]

9. I know my mother would like this

if I shared it on facebook. But I can't get over all the washing my mouth out with soap threats. So it's still not safe for Mom who's on facebook. NSFMF

[Bertha Venation]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hilarious! Thank you, tuvor!

[zeemike]

13. We can put a man on the moon,

But we can't bomb a tiny Asian country into the stone age....

[progressoid]

17. Perfect!

[The Doctor.]

18. One of the most wonderful and amazing things about humans:

They do things because they can, not because it's easy, but because it's possible.

Only species I know of that reaches for what they can with everything they have no matter how unlikely their success.

Now if only they all had that spirit... they would be worth saving.