weird walmart news

[FM123]

The most important thing about this crime is that "the dog was not charged for theft,” authorities quipped

Mother let dog run loose in Wisconsin Walmart and performed a series of karate moves while son stripped naked, police say. Police got quite the kick out of a mother and son wreaking havoc inside a Wisconsin Walmart with their dog.

Officers with Eau Claire Police Department responded to reports of a theft in progress at the shopping center around 8:30 p.m. Friday, where they found 46-year-old Lisa Smith “screaming in the entryway" and chasing after her loose canine, authorities said in a statement.

Shoppers and Walmart employees told responding officers the dog, Bo, was not wearing a leash when Smith arrived and started running up to customers while his owner “erratically started pulling apart store displays and placing them in her cart.”

Smith was asked to leave the store, but continued to cause trouble in the parking lot, where she performed a series of karate moves. Bo meanwhile, attempted to escape the Walmart with a stolen treat — a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin mix. read more:
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-mother-son-karate-wisconsin-walmart-naked-arrested-20190413-gvvqufmw5jbqpokmxjbyxen4eu-story.html

[Opel_Justwax]

1. Wrong forum

[dalton99a]

2. Kids, don't do meth.

[dewsgirl]

3. It may be the wrong forum, but the story is funny as hell.

[dalton99a]

4. It's Walmart

[RKP5637]

10. And not in Florida! See, they're everywhere! Funny story, but sad too!

but also sad

[marble falls]

5. "weird Walmart news" - classic oxymoron.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

6. Addiciton and mental health issues are sad.

[onethatcares]

7. the son seems to have

a slight resemblance to someone in the administration. Or is it my eyes going south??

[Ron Obvious]

8. The mother is only 46?! The faces of meth?

She looks 80 if she's a day.

Sad, actually.

[RKP5637]

11. Yep, she looks like hell for her age. Even looks like hell if she were 80. n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. Jeebus....that face.

Maybe some teeth would help. but that does have a meth look.

damn stuff is spreading everywhere, too.

[RKP5637]

15. I feel so sorry for people that get hooked on meth. There is just so much evidence and pics/videos

of what it does to you. Yeah, it seems to be all over the place, and so sad for rural areas that often already have a bunch of problems.

[robbob]

9. Police got quite a kick?

Good thing for the perps that they are white, or they’d probably be dead right now.

[Mosby]

12. I hope they don't give Bo back to those losers.

[cwydro]

13. Sad.

At least they got the dog away from these pathetic people.