Michele Bachmann Hails 'Godly' Trump: We'll Never See A More Biblical President

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Michele Bachmann Hails ‘Godly’ Trump: We’ll Never See A More Biblical President

“So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/michele-bachmann-godly-trump_n_5cb5697fe4b098b9a2d91706

By Ed Mazza

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“He is highly biblical, and I would say to your listeners, we will in all likelihood never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetime. So we need to be not only praying for him, we need to support him, in my opinion, in every possible way that we can.”

Michele Bachmann has never seen “a more biblical president” than Trump: “We will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetimes.” pic.twitter.com/xnqCZRaq5f
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) April 15, 2019

Bachmann, who has served as one of Trump’s evangelical advisors, said she prayed to expose the “deep state,” a right-wing conspiracy theory that claims there are people in the government undermining Trump, Right Wing Watch reported. She also claimed these shadowy figures were working to “advance cultural and economic Marxism or to advance the goals of Islamic jihad, for instance.”

Given Trump’s less-than-Christian leanings and often-tenuous grasp of the Bible, Twitter critics were quick to question Bachmann:

siri show me the worst possible advert for the bible
— Letters of Note (@LettersOfNote) April 15, 2019

I didn’t realize god had to pay to cover up having sex with porn stars. #TheMoreYouKnow
— Mary E. McGlynn (@MaryEMcGlynn) April 15, 2019

She’s right - Trump is the devil as depicted in the Bible: Michele Bachmann Says Trump is ‘Most Biblical President’ of ‘Our Lifetime’ https://t.co/u7W9frQIQB via @mediaite
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) April 15, 2019

Matthew 25:35 https://t.co/JJZWU2eJvJ
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) April 15, 2019

What on earth is she talking about?
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) April 15, 2019

So Michelle Bachmann says Trump is “the most biblical president ever.” pic.twitter.com/SAaR5IO0h8
— Meryl Mullane (@MerylM) April 16, 2019

Well, Old Testament maybe
— Chapeaudepape (@Popehat) April 16, 2019

Christlike pornstar payoffs. Praise the lord. Amen. pic.twitter.com/aCNtQJNCSt
— Dear Friend (@diannemando) April 15, 2019

Remember, Michele Bachmann is the same woman who wanted everybody to slit their wrists and become blood brothers to stop healthcare.
She has also said that she is not a kook. https://t.co/kWETHZJWV5
— Marsha Warfield (@MarshaWarfield) April 16, 2019

What bible is she reading?
— Craig (@EBethCraig) April 16, 2019

Yes Trump is biblical alright... #Bachmann #Evangelicals pic.twitter.com/FFuzgbxdUc
— Aryeh Peretz🥶 (@Jethro_Aryeh) April 16, 2019

[spanone]

1. she should be institutionalized. immediately.

[marble falls]

5. Surely you don't think ...

this is the face of a crazy person?

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She may not be mentally ill, she certainly is batshit.

[spanone]

7. She's beyond the crazy metric. Jesus spoke English????

yep batfuckingshit crazy

[Baconator]

9. It's just an act...

80% of the folks we call "crazy" know it's all bullshit but that's how they earn their paychecks...

[spanone]

20. She should get an Academy Award!!!!!

[marble falls]

10. Well, maybe ...

[True Blue American]

21. I bet she is furious

About Pete! Her husband is one of them there Docs who can make you not be gay!

[mitch96]

29. Could the rapture take her now??? nt

[tanyev]

2. He is a disaster of Biblical proportions.

[rurallib]

3. That should give non-religious a boost

[True Blue American]

4. I consider this

A Biblical President according to what Jesus said.

[marble falls]

6. No fair! Few of us can walk the walk like Barrack or Michelle Obama do.

[True Blue American]

16. We can try!

I often fail but do try!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. The Minnesota State Bird speaks......

and I mean no disrespect to the lovely Loon…..

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13. What kind of loon is Michelle?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

19. The CRAZY kind.....

[malaise]

11. I confused her with Marsha Blackburn yesterday

So many morans crowd the RW thugs

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12. I got a scorecard you can borrow! You won't know the players without one!

[malaise]

25. Hehehehe

[GoCubsGo]

14. Still crazy after all of these years.

Not that I expected anything different..

[marble falls]

17. Great song, I'd like to share it again ...

[lagomorph777]

15. I agree; Trump is a disaster on a Biblical scale.

[Javaman]

18. in other news: moron michele bachmann tries her best to get back in the news. nt

[Baitball Blogger]

22. I was thinking more in line of Shakespearean.

MacBeth's dark and devious tones with a mix of Falstaff's con and clown personality and a promise of Karmic self-destruction in the final act.

[marble falls]

24. You left out the heaping tablespoon of grift. Sarah stole the eye of newt.

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23. My wife said he IS biblical: he's the eighth plague.

[SKKY]

26. If crazy was people, Michele Bachmann would be China...

...and India. Combined.

[JaneQPublic]

27. Meanwhile, people travel miles to attend Jimmy Carter's Sunday School class. (nt)

GOPers' never acknowledge how Mr. Jimmy actually talks the talk and walks the walk regarding his faith.

That's because they believe being a Dem disqualifies a person from being "biblical"... never mind the fact that Carter models his life after Christ more than any modern president.

[zaj]

28. I guess if your biblical goal is fraud, ignorance and hate

The Evangelical movement is reaching a corrupted apex.

[redstatebluegirl]

30. Lord I am going to hurl....

Love how this so called Christians interpret the Bible to suit themselves and their beliefs. No doubt this guy is going downstairs on the fast train when the time comes.

[hibbing]

31. Whew, no pics of her eating a corn dog n/t

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35. I admit, I thought about it, but I find those a bit creepy and somehow demeaning to women ...

and the gay community. It used to be a way of bringing the mighty down to the common folks who eat tons of corn dogs at state fairs in Iowa, but around the nineties it got put a bit into the mud.

[HAB911]

32. First sign of the Apocalypse

fer sur

[Wounded Bear]

33. I pray every day for Trump...

to choke on his fucking Big Mac.



(Not really. I don't pray. I do hope, though)

[smirkymonkey]

45. +1000

[kentuck]

34. I wonder what she would consider "ungodly"??

Some people don't know their ass from a hole in the ground...

[rsdsharp]

36. Stop reading Revelations, Michelle!

[Tarc]

37. Bachmann must be thinking of THIS Jesus

[Mz Pip]

38. Biblical like a plague of locusts

Or one of the Four Horsemen.

[Vinca]

39. So women should feel blessed when he grabs them by the private parts?

Bachmann belongs in a rubber room.

[struggle4progress]

40. "My elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top floor"

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41. Her elevator goes sideways.

[ProudLib72]

42. biblical in the wrong way

PLEASE, let this be true!

[marble falls]

43. That's my biggest laugh of the day. It can't get better than this.

[area51]

44. Charming Michele Bachmann,

who would like to take Medicare and Social Security away from seniors.

[Hekate]

46. Sure, like the Plagues of Passover. And the Apocalypse. Generalized slaughter. Job's Trials.

Get thee behind me, Satan!

My gods, this woman needs a padded room.

[liberal N proud]

47. Word Salad Sarah said it with a straight face

These clowns are laughable.