Trump says they need to put a big blue tarp over the roof at Notre Dame.

[Mr.Bill]

Not really, but you believed it, didn't you?

[CatMor]

1. Maybe they could use one of his suits.

[malaise]

2. Could fit

[lagomorph777]

3. And it's pee-proof.

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[FM123]

4. Yep I did!

Half the time I read our DU threads, I look for something that says it's from the Onion or Borowitz and it's NOT - that idiot president really does say and do the most asinine things!

[iscooterliberally]

6. I'm surprised he didn't tell them that they should have raked the leaves in their yard. n/t

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

7. From the orange one...

“It was inevitable, believe me, I was told by many, many people that the build-up of missals in the pews area was to much too many, too terrible. Crazy French people holding missals, what that about, too sad. Need to stop these missals from being built. So sad to see.”

This is a made up statement being a little sarcastic.

[NCjack]

8. Since The MFer-45 first saw the news images of the fire, his brain was dedicated

to scheming how to convert the property to a TRUMP condo or hotel.

[lpbk2713]

9. Send them a case of paper towels asshole.

Worked for Puerto Rico didn't it?

[ProudLib72]

10. Maybe he knows of some cheap contractors who can rebuild it

Add a little more faux gold here and there.

[irisblue]

11. You got me....

"No he didn't"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. They need to put one over his head

and secure it with a bungee cord or cable tie.

[FakeNoose]

13. Chump wants to see if he can drive a golfball over the roof

He's taking his clubs with him to France in June.

[NewJeffCT]

14. I'm waiting for a Notre Dame football comment

you know, him confusing Notre Dame in France with the football playing college in South Bend, Indiana.

[Tipperary]

15. I saw posters here making similar suggestions.

As if the French do not know how to handle this situation.

[area51]

16. I was going to ask

if this was from Borowitz or The Onion.