Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:23 PM
Mr.Bill (20,170 posts)
Trump says they need to put a big blue tarp over the roof at Notre Dame.
Not really, but you believed it, didn't you?
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16 replies, 2570 views
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Author | Time | Post |
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Mr.Bill | Apr 2019 | OP |
CatMor | Apr 2019 | #1 | |
malaise | Apr 2019 | #2 | |
lagomorph777 | Apr 2019 | #3 | |
malaise | Apr 2019 | #5 | |
FM123 | Apr 2019 | #4 | |
iscooterliberally | Apr 2019 | #6 | |
N_E_1 for Tennis | Apr 2019 | #7 | |
NCjack | Apr 2019 | #8 | |
lpbk2713 | Apr 2019 | #9 | |
ProudLib72 | Apr 2019 | #10 | |
irisblue | Apr 2019 | #11 | |
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin | Apr 2019 | #12 | |
FakeNoose | Apr 2019 | #13 | |
NewJeffCT | Apr 2019 | #14 | |
Tipperary | Apr 2019 | #15 | |
area51 | Apr 2019 | #16 |
Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:26 PM
CatMor (6,212 posts)
1. Maybe they could use one of his suits.
Response to malaise (Reply #2)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:29 PM
lagomorph777 (30,613 posts)
3. And it's pee-proof.
Response to lagomorph777 (Reply #3)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:31 PM
malaise (254,309 posts)
5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:30 PM
FM123 (9,861 posts)
4. Yep I did!
Half the time I read our DU threads, I look for something that says it's from the Onion or Borowitz and it's NOT - that idiot president really does say and do the most asinine things!
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:35 PM
iscooterliberally (2,546 posts)
6. I'm surprised he didn't tell them that they should have raked the leaves in their yard. n/t
Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 01:45 PM
N_E_1 for Tennis (7,611 posts)
7. From the orange one...
“It was inevitable, believe me, I was told by many, many people that the build-up of missals in the pews area was to much too many, too terrible. Crazy French people holding missals, what that about, too sad. Need to stop these missals from being built. So sad to see.”
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:05 PM
NCjack (10,114 posts)
8. Since The MFer-45 first saw the news images of the fire, his brain was dedicated
to scheming how to convert the property to a TRUMP condo or hotel.
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:07 PM
lpbk2713 (41,863 posts)
9. Send them a case of paper towels asshole.
Worked for Puerto Rico didn't it? ![]() |
Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:07 PM
ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)
10. Maybe he knows of some cheap contractors who can rebuild it
Add a little more faux gold here and there.
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:09 PM
irisblue (30,626 posts)
11. You got me....
"No he didn't"
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:09 PM
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (96,923 posts)
12. They need to put one over his head
and secure it with a bungee cord or cable tie.
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:11 PM
FakeNoose (28,342 posts)
13. Chump wants to see if he can drive a golfball over the roof
He's taking his clubs with him to France in June.
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:22 PM
NewJeffCT (56,792 posts)
14. I'm waiting for a Notre Dame football comment
you know, him confusing Notre Dame in France with the football playing college in South Bend, Indiana.
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 03:28 PM
Tipperary (6,930 posts)
15. I saw posters here making similar suggestions.
As if the French do not know how to handle this situation.
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Response to Mr.Bill (Original post)
Tue Apr 16, 2019, 06:18 PM
area51 (10,972 posts)
16. I was going to ask
if this was from Borowitz or The Onion.
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