Notres Dames de Trump
It will be the largest Cathedral in the world. The plan is to tear down what is left of that”antiquated structure” and build a huge palace with giant screens showing portraits of Ivana Marla, and Melania interspersed with photos of Ivanka, Hope Hicks, several Miss Universes, and various women he (claims to have) bedded at Studio 54. The interior will house the world’s largest Casino and top, I mean TOP name entertainment will play the auditoriums. The 200 story hotel will rise behind the edifice and have 1776 rooms, that number being the length of the owner’s longest golf shot in feet.
The Champs Elysees will be renamed the Trump Elysees and Le Tour Eiffel will of course be renamed Le Tour Trump.
But of course none of this shall happen so you will instead hear him screaming into the phone: “Is Paris burning?”
