No President in History Has Done So Much to Demean the Office of the Presidency of the United States

The buffoon resting his giant ass in the oval office with his tiny finger on the nuclear button has essentially dragged the reputation, the honor, and the prestige of our highest office straight into the gutter. From his mobster tendencies to his stripper wife and all the way down to his clueless corrupt children, this orange wanker has plunged this country into the sewer that he and his family crawled out of. He doesn’t deserve our pity, our sympathy, or our tolerance but he does deserve to be run out of town on the next garbage barge headed out to the middle of the Atlantic. Even king of a floating garbage patch is too good for this slime weasel. He likes to talk in absolute record breaking terminology so I say let him have the record for being the worst idea a smaller number of popular votes ever came up with. He clearly ranks someplace below pond scum and gonorrhea on the list of least favorite things as voted on by all human beings.