Profiles in Crazy, LXXIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("My bone spurs healed themselves; you just can't argue with good genes." )Trump is saying: "I'm not releasing my tax returns for one terrific and legally sound reason: one day someone may want to pass a bill stating that no sitting President of the United States should have to show his tax returns, and I don't want to set a bad precedent . . . . Any lawyer who doesn't take notes will tell you that's as solid as it gets!"

[Snarkoleptic]

1. Caption- I really said "No, collusion."

Side note- In a well-lighted room, one's pupils should not be that dilated (unless maybe they're on speed).
Some say tRump is known to hoover-up massive rails of crushed Adderall.
Just saying...
https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/why-are-pupils-dilated-mydriasis

Drug Use
Dilated pupils are one sign that someone has used illegal drugs, such as:
Cocaine
Amphetamines
LSD
Ecstasy
These drugs affect the muscle that widens the pupil, slowing how it reacts to light. So even in a bright room, the eyes stay dilated. Withdrawal from these drugs can also make the pupils stay open wide.

[skip fox]

2. The picture in the OP itself is horrifying.

For some reason it's perhaps the spookiest non-doctored photo I've seen.

[underpants]

3. See we told you! The report confirms that Jr. really is as dumb as a bag of hammers

[no_hypocrisy]

4. I've seen better looking ghila monsters . . . . . . .

[skip fox]

5. D.T. continues:

"What do you mean there's an emoji of me that looks like an angry orange stool?"