Trump asks Easter egg-hunting CHILDREN "And do we love our military?," discusses economy 'n' Jesus

[Miles Archer]

WATCH: Trump delivers bizarre address to lawn full of Easter egg-hunting children



With First Lady Melania Trump by his side, ramrod straight and expressionless, the president went on to thank the White House Historical Association and the Marine Corps Band, but had special praise for “a group of people that do a wonderful job.”

“I love them, I know they like me, too,” said the president ratcheting up the excitement. “It’s the egg farmers of this country, the egg farmers. And they brought thousands and thousands of eggs. I don’t know if you can use them all, but I have a feeling with these young, very ambitious children, they’re going to find a reason.”

“Maybe most importantly, I want to wish everybody a very happy Easter,” Trump said, celebrating one of the most holy days in the Christian religion -the resurrection of Jesus Christ- by touting his handling of the economy. “Our country is doing fantastically well. Probably the best its ever done economically. We’re setting records on stock markets, we’re setting records with jobs, and unemployment numbers are the lowest they’ve ever been.”

“And do we love our military? Our military’s building, is literally being completely rebuilt,” Trump continued, commemorating Easter with boasts about the nation’s ability to prosecute wars against its enemies. “All with great product, the best product in the world, and you know where it’s made? In the USA.”

“So, again, happy Easter,” the president said. “Enjoy yourselves, and I’m coming down right now to be with you.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/watch-trump-delivers-bizarre-address-to-lawn-full-of-easter-egg-hunting-children/

[PeeJ52]

1. I bet the kids couldn't wait...

Now who's going to argue with me about dementia???

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He just doesn't know how to do it at all, does he?

He's talking to a bunch of kids at an Easter egg hunt. Kids aren't interested in the economy or the military or how great the USA is, they just want to run around on the lawn and look for Easter eggs. And you don't talk to kids at Easter egg hunts about eggs coming from "egg farmers," because Easter eggs don't come from farms, the fucking Easter Bunny brings them!

[redwitch]

3. LOL at "the fucking Easter Bunny brings them!"

Thank you! He is so fucking clueless!

[Miles Archer]

4. "...eggs don't come from farms, the fucking Easter Bunny brings them!"

Thank you, that made my day.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. And the fucking Easter Bunny was standing right there!

What a slap in his furry face to suggest those Easter eggs were brought by egg farmers.

(Who was in the bunny costume this year? Bill Barr?)

[onecaliberal]

11. It makes me wonder if he ever talks to Barron. So easy to see why the older kids are abhorrent.

[Generic Other]

19. Velveteen LOL

I thought they stopped farming eggs when they discovered hens could do it better.

[MyOwnPeace]

29. Oh, yeah?

Lemme' see you try to explain that to him!

[Moostache]

5. Does anyone else think Melania is contemplating pushing him over the rail?

I would gladly find her not guilty if I sat on her jury for that...temporary insanity seems legit there...

[FM123]

9. I wonder the same thing every time they exit a plane & start going down the passenger stairs....

[onecaliberal]

12. No one is holding her there. She wants to be there. Zero sympathy.

[louis-t]

6. God, is he a moron.

The only reason God didn't strike him down right there is he didn't want to upset the kids.

[Mosby]

7. does she ever smile anymore?

She must hate him, but she made her own bed so F her.

[Cold War Spook]

25. I have seen videos of her smiling.

Trump was not with her.

[malaise]

8. WTF does this mean?

“And do we love our military? Our military’s building, is literally being completely rebuilt,”

[underpants]

10. Egg farmers!!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Well, there are eggplants, so why not?

Why not use eggplants in Easter egg hunts? They're a nice shade of purple.

[Totally Tunsie]

13. Donnie, Do you really need to ask?

Of course kids love the military!

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Melanoma looks like she needs to be reprogrammed. Her Happy Button isn't working properly.

[smirkymonkey]

14. He is such a fucking freak!

Who are these abusive parents that are allowing their children to be within a mile of this jackass?

[durablend]

28. They're called "Republican voters" n/t

[jmowreader]

16. I'm reveling in the expression on the Easter Bunny's face

It look like he either read the Mueller Report or watched the pee tape before going out on the balcony.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. He was angry because he didn't get credit for the Easter eggs,

which Spanky said were supplied by egg farmers.

[jmowreader]

33. This will sound stupid...

...but shouldn’t the Easter Bunny bring plastic eggs full of jellybeans or something to the White House?

[Dave Starsky]

36. He should bring tax cuts. The kids would love 'em.

"How about those big, beautiful tax cuts, kids! Happy Easter!"

[jmowreader]

38. I'm surprised he didn't

After all, he DID make a stump speech to a bunch of little kids who just wanted to hunt for Easter eggs.

[Generic Other]

17. Edith Massey is waiting for Trump

"And they brought thousands and thousands of eggs."



Image from John Waters "Pink Flamingoes." Edith Massey waits for the eggman.

[nykym]

18. It would have been a most wonderful sight

if the children had collected all those thousands of eggs and pelted tRump with them while he was jabbering!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. They'd have been hard-boiled, so there wouldn't have been a delightful mess.

But the idea of pelting him with hard-boiled eggs doesn't bother me either.

[jmowreader]

34. Conking Trump in the head with a hard boiled egg has its own charms

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. If the eggman brought the eggs, did the walrus help, too?

[MyOwnPeace]

30. Ooo, coo, cha, coo....................

[PeeJ52]

24. Please, he has dementia and is not aware of his surroundings...

He believes he is holding a reelection rally. He really needs help. This is proof. No one talks to children this way.

[Cold War Spook]

26. Yes, Jesus would be so proud of our military.

Maybe next Christmas he can put some G.I. Joes in the Creche.

[MyOwnPeace]

31. And a wall!

Gotta' have a wall surrounding the manger!

[jmowreader]

35. Don't give him any ideas

He’d want to cook the sheep too.

[Ohiogal]

27. He is just one big sorry excuse

for a human being. Zero understanding of anything that doesn't concern his ego.

[Mc Mike]

32. That plan to monitor disabled vets' social media posts, to make sure they're not too happy,

shows how much Bonespur and his admin love our military.

[Flaleftist]

37. He's looking for validation from a crowd of kids who believe the Easter Bunny?

[jmowreader]

39. "Our military's building ls literally being completely rebuilt."

Well, unless you're stationed at Camp Lejeune. But Marines are tough and don't mind living in tents for the rest of their days, right?