He's gaining weight at a remarkable clip

[PCIntern]

Looked even worse, if that’s possible, giving his t’s and p’s or tots and pears.
KFC, man...it’ll do it every time

[potone]

1. Nonsense!

He’s young and vigorous! He even told us that, so it must be true.

[dalton99a]

2. He needs to enjoy life more

by eating five buckets a day.

The Diet Coke should take care of any concerns about calories

[PJMcK]

3. 5 buckets! That's gross.

A better diet for Trump:

Breakfast
iHop pancake special of two flapjacks, two eggs (any style), sausage or ham or bacon and home fries.

Lunch
Big Mac, Fish Fillet, Large fries, 3 Diet Cokes and an apple pie

Dinner
Large bucket of KFC, extra crispy, Macaroni salad, 2 Diet Cokes, chocolate cake with 2 scoops of ice cream, (he'll sneak another scoop later)

Late Night Snack
Another Big Mac, Chicken McNuggets and 2 Diet Cokes

[ProudMNDemocrat]

4. The Heart Attack Diet....

Keep it up, Donnie.

Fit and Vibrant my ass.

[dalton99a]

8. He also needs traces of vegetables:

[underpants]

5. Funny (I hope) side story

A friend of mine years ago was the low man on the totem pole. There was some sort of workplace event. His boss wanted some baked potatoes so he gives him $100 and sends him to Wendy's. (Ridiculous order).
Someone wife had a special drink order.

It went like this:
Voice from speaker- welcome to Wendy's. How can I help you?
Friend- I'd like 38 baked potatoes and a Diet Coke.

[GoCubsGo]

7. Somebody needs to tell him it's all better dipped in melted butter.

Or mayonnaise, if he needs a change.

[912gdm]

6. He needs Dr. 912's Svelte diet

A summer sausage and block of cheddar cheese at bedtime.