Not the Onion: Melania Be Best launches presidential bowling balls in WH bowling alley renovation

[Tanuki]

while the ship of state is sinking fast

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcwashington.com/multimedia/newsletter-galleries/Photos-Melania-Trump-Shares-White-House-Bowling-Alley-Renovation-509334961.html%3famp=y

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. She's accustomed to living in the gutter.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

2. That design for those bowling balls looks like complete shit.

Bet you Melanoma designed them herself.

[llmart]

5. Joe Biden is going to have so much fun when he moves in!

[llmart]

3. Bet she's never been bowling a day in her life.

Was she wearing her 6" stilettos too?

Looks like that was a major, major project. Whew. Hope she didn't exhaust herself.

[gratuitous]

9. I checked the photos based on your post

How curious that the Third Lady's feet were (darn the luck!) out of the frame on every photo. I, too, have a passing curiosity as to how she was shod.

[Blue Owl]

4. The one with the really tiny finger holes is Donnie's

n/t

[spanone]

6. Hey trump, that's THE PEOPLE'S house, not the 'president's'

p.s. get the fuck out. now.

[demtenjeep]

7. the president's house? It is the PEOPLE'S house

fucking fat donnie and the first nude

[Totally Tunsie]

8. So glad to see our tax dollars being used so wisely.

Where to begin?
--Velvet couches along the bowling lane?
--"The President's House" stamped on the balls? UM, NO...It's OUR house - not his!
--How does one bowl with all those furniture distractions along the walls?
--TVs on the walls with no proper angle to watch them?
--Is Melanoma bowling in her 5" spike heels?

Obviously, Melanoma DID have a hand in designing this mess. It's tacky and overdone as could possibly be.

"Be Best," indeed. Is this what her program amounts to? Such a waste in all ways.

[kskiska]

10. How would she bowl with her long manicured nails?

[jmowreader]

13. With great care

[Ms. Toad]

11. I found the inspiration for her saying:

(House. MD)

[The Genealogist]

12. I hope she gets her head stuck in the ball return

How long til we hear she picks up every 7-10 split she leaves after the first ball?

[UTUSN]

14. Silly me, I thought it was "the people's house"

[Celerity]

15. she is a shit-stain unto the long wave of historical first ladies

Words cannot describe my contempt for this gold-digging Euro-trash guttersnipe. (I say this as a dual-citizen US/UK member of the EU, if and until Brexit goes though, at which point I will drop one of my passports and obtain another optional one).

[GReedDiamond]

16. I'm so fucking tired of these assholes...

...I can feel my blood pressure rise whenever I hear about this kind of pointless, taxpayer funded bullshit.

Which is any/everything they do/try to do. And what is that "The President's House" crap on the bowling balls?

Stupid fucking motherfuckers.

"Be Best" my fuckin ass, you filthy trollop scumbag Malaria.

First Nude, indeed.

I don't know how much more of this endless shit I can take...