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NanceGreggs

(27,814 posts)
Tue May 7, 2019, 01:52 AM May 2019

How to Appear Guilty Beyond All Reasonable Doubt

It’s easy. Do everything Trump is doing now, and has been doing for the past two years.

Trust me. If you want to look guiltier than sin, follow Trump’s every move. He’s written the playbook, and has laid it all out for you. He has provided step-by-step instructions that, if followed to the letter, guarantee a presumption of guilt as obvious as it is undeniable.

The only thing that could make you look more guilty would be wearing a neon sign around your neck that flashes the word GUILTY!!!, in large font and bright orange, 24-7.

”Don’t look at my taxes, don’t look at the unredacted Mueller report,” and, “”Don’t listen to Mueller, McGhan, and anyone else in a position to present you with the facts” don’t sound like the cries of an innocent man with nothing to hide.

The more the Republicans support their “pResident’s” efforts to thwart the truth being exposed, the guiltier their “pResident” looks – and the guiltier they look for supporting those efforts.

The fact remains that the con-man in the Oval Office is going to have his “con” revealed, no matter how many obstacles he and his party strew along the road to justice. And when the smoke clears, those who followed his How to Appear Guilty Beyond All Reasonable Doubt advice will be left wondering why they were stupid enough to fall for that oh-so-desperate con in the first place.

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How to Appear Guilty Beyond All Reasonable Doubt (Original Post) NanceGreggs May 2019 OP
They don't care. They're happy they gave the liberals a life-long criminal... Lock him up. May 2019 #1
Many will never accept the truth of this no matter how it's laid out lame54 May 2019 #2
By doing it all in public is where his TV actor experience knows how to BigmanPigman May 2019 #3
Executive time 2naSalit May 2019 #5
Deja Vue all over again.... safeinOhio May 2019 #4
Yes, now Bolton saidsimplesimon May 2019 #6
K&R Scurrilous May 2019 #7
I Love The Way You Put That! (n/t) corbettkroehler May 2019 #8
Kick mcar May 2019 #9

Lock him up.

(6,928 posts)
1. They don't care. They're happy they gave the liberals a life-long criminal...
Tue May 7, 2019, 02:14 AM
May 2019

... to stick it to them (us).

They just want to see the sh!t show they voted for every day
and they're sure he (and they) will win in the end (so far...).

They don't believe he said "this is the end of my presidency,
i'm fucked!"
because they never read anything.

BigmanPigman

(51,590 posts)
3. By doing it all in public is where his TV actor experience knows how to
Tue May 7, 2019, 03:07 AM
May 2019

play the game. He definitely is good at gaining attention and manipulating the average American via TV.

2naSalit

(86,595 posts)
5. Executive time
Tue May 7, 2019, 04:48 AM
May 2019

I suspect much of it is spent in front of a mirror. He probably doesn't read partly due to poor eyesight and vanity keeps him from wearing glasses or contacts, but he loves him that teevee stuff. He has his canned "look" but he usually forgets to use it because he is, after all, a moron. I do agree that he has a good idea about how to pay attention for good or ill, as long as we're paying attention.

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