Profiles in Crazy, LXXXIII. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("Nobody know the troubles I've seen" ) Trump is thinking: "Damn. Everything I do is great and I still can't crack 50% approval in the polls. . . . The economy is up. . . . Unemployment is down. . . . Records all over the place and nobody seems to be paying attention. . . . How will I ever win re-election? . . . Wow! All of a sudden I really, really understand what Bolton said we should do about Iran!"

[yortsed snacilbuper]

1. Unhinged,

just saying.

[patricia92243]

2. "Hope nobody notices me sneaking a peek at FoxNews when I am

supposed to be listening how to protect our country."

[ThreeGs]

3. Also ...

"Is it Executive Time yet?"
Or
"Maybe I should have gone with the 7-iron on 16".

I'm pretty sure he wasn't considering anything of substance.

[skip fox]

4. D.T. is thinking:

". . . I wonder who's on Outnumbered? . . . I like Harris's legs the best. . . . How 'bout a Triple Big Mac and cheese fries for lunch? . . . If that phone rings once more during Call of Duty, I'll rip it out by it roots. . . I would have been a great soldier. . . . Another Patton. . . . Does black make me look fatter? . . . "