"We need a good, long spanking!" . . . . Come CAPTION Pat Robertson (Southern Baptist wack-job)!!!

[skip fox]

Par Robertson is saying: "God hates equality. . . That's why he didn't make us equal. . . . We should use some common sense for once. . . So if we allow the liberals to pass the Equality Act, God will unloose the Apocalypse and turn his back on us. . . . And worse, if the Equality Act is passed, we'll all be required to either marry transgenders or become one ourselves. . . . It's almost impossible to believe!"





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Above CAPTION based on a clip up at Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/pat-robertson-believes-god-will-smite

[underpants]

1. Yes as Christian you should NOT accept people as God made them

That’s a paraphrase of a response I put on Facebook. It was not well received.

[skip fox]

2. Received well here!

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. There's never a fucking 2X4 around when you need one.

For crying out loud, Pat! Just have that fatal stroke already! What the hell are you waiting for?

Why anyone would possibly take this old asshole seriously, much less send him money is beyond me.

[murielm99]

4. He's not dead yet????

[RainCaster]

6. Only brain dead - but as long as his heart is still beating...

his faithful will believe that he is alive.

[shanti]

12. Only the good die young apparently

Why do all these evil mf'ers live to be so old?? (rhetorical question)

[ProudLib72]

5. Pat is saying

"Well, yes, I did go down to the crossroads and make a deal with Satan for prolonged life, but that was only so I could be around longer to teach everyone the word of God! If that's wrong, I don't know what's right."

[SWBTATTReg]

7. Did guys like this wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and realize that equality sucks? What ...

really gets me is this prattle about knowing what God will do (unloose the Apocalypse and turn his back on us). How amazing.

Robertson is a joke, doesn't know the meaning of what a liberal is, doesn't respect equal rights for all, and certainly isn't above telling a lie 'we'll all be required to either marry trans genders or become one ourselves). All total BS and pure nonsense. Above all, he is an example of a disgusting human being, using religion to mask his true intent.

[skip fox]

9. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' blindness, hatred, confusion, cupidity, stupidity, etc. That is, this spud probably woudd say such things if e thought he could get away with it.

All for the purpose of satire.

[Johonny]

8. Hey, Cryptkeeper here to remind you, once you're dead you will all be equal.

until then, us rich white males say fuck y'all.

[ooky]

10. "We'll all be required to marry transgenders or become one ourselves"

This statement is positive proof that any sanity that may have ever once resided in this man has long departed. He's a certified kook.

[skip fox]

13. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

so that was satire.

[yellowcanine]

11. No worry Pat. No trans wants to marry you.

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. "... and after the spanking, the oral sex!"

"Wicked, bad, naughty, evil USA!"