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Wed May 15, 2019, 09:11 AM

"We need a good, long spanking!" . . . . Come CAPTION Pat Robertson (Southern Baptist wack-job)!!!




Par Robertson is saying: "God hates equality. . . That's why he didn't make us equal. . . . We should use some common sense for once. . . So if we allow the liberals to pass the Equality Act, God will unloose the Apocalypse and turn his back on us. . . . And worse, if the Equality Act is passed, we'll all be required to either marry transgenders or become one ourselves. . . . It's almost impossible to believe!"





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Above CAPTION based on a clip up at Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/pat-robertson-believes-god-will-smite

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Reply "We need a good, long spanking!" . . . . Come CAPTION Pat Robertson (Southern Baptist wack-job)!!! (Original post)
skip fox May 2019 OP
underpants May 2019 #1
skip fox May 2019 #2
A HERETIC I AM May 2019 #3
murielm99 May 2019 #4
RainCaster May 2019 #6
shanti May 2019 #12
ProudLib72 May 2019 #5
SWBTATTReg May 2019 #7
skip fox May 2019 #9
Johonny May 2019 #8
ooky May 2019 #10
skip fox May 2019 #13
yellowcanine May 2019 #11
muriel_volestrangler May 2019 #14

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:13 AM

1. Yes as Christian you should NOT accept people as God made them

Thatís a paraphrase of a response I put on Facebook. It was not well received.

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:14 AM

2. Received well here!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:19 AM

3. There's never a fucking 2X4 around when you need one.

For crying out loud, Pat! Just have that fatal stroke already! What the hell are you waiting for?

Why anyone would possibly take this old asshole seriously, much less send him money is beyond me.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:28 AM

4. He's not dead yet????

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Response to murielm99 (Reply #4)

Wed May 15, 2019, 10:12 AM

6. Only brain dead - but as long as his heart is still beating...

his faithful will believe that he is alive.

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Response to murielm99 (Reply #4)

Wed May 15, 2019, 02:30 PM

12. Only the good die young apparently

Why do all these evil mf'ers live to be so old?? (rhetorical question)

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:36 AM

5. Pat is saying

"Well, yes, I did go down to the crossroads and make a deal with Satan for prolonged life, but that was only so I could be around longer to teach everyone the word of God! If that's wrong, I don't know what's right."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 11:09 AM

7. Did guys like this wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and realize that equality sucks? What ...

really gets me is this prattle about knowing what God will do (unloose the Apocalypse and turn his back on us). How amazing.

Robertson is a joke, doesn't know the meaning of what a liberal is, doesn't respect equal rights for all, and certainly isn't above telling a lie 'we'll all be required to either marry trans genders or become one ourselves). All total BS and pure nonsense. Above all, he is an example of a disgusting human being, using religion to mask his true intent.

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Response to SWBTATTReg (Reply #7)

Wed May 15, 2019, 01:21 PM

9. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' blindness, hatred, confusion, cupidity, stupidity, etc. That is, this spud probably woudd say such things if e thought he could get away with it.

All for the purpose of satire.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 11:36 AM

8. Hey, Cryptkeeper here to remind you, once you're dead you will all be equal.

until then, us rich white males say fuck y'all.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 01:52 PM

10. "We'll all be required to marry transgenders or become one ourselves"

This statement is positive proof that any sanity that may have ever once resided in this man has long departed. He's a certified kook.

This is the DU member formerly known as ooky.

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Response to ooky (Reply #10)

Wed May 15, 2019, 02:49 PM

13. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport

so that was satire.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 01:59 PM

11. No worry Pat. No trans wants to marry you.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 06:21 PM

14. "... and after the spanking, the oral sex!"



"Wicked, bad, naughty, evil USA!"

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