Wed May 15, 2019, 09:11 AM

skip fox (18,398 posts)

"We need a good, long spanking!" . . . . Come CAPTION Pat Robertson (Southern Baptist wack-job)!!!

Par Robertson is saying: "God hates equality. . . That's why he didn't make us equal. . . . We should use some common sense for once. . . So if we allow the liberals to pass the Equality Act, God will unloose the Apocalypse and turn his back on us. . . . And worse, if the Equality Act is passed, we'll all be required to either marry transgenders or become one ourselves. . . . It's almost impossible to believe!"

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Above CAPTION based on a clip up at Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/pat-robertson-believes-god-will-smite

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"We need a good, long spanking!" . . . . Come CAPTION Pat Robertson (Southern Baptist wack-job)!!! (Original post)	skip fox	May 2019	OP
Yes as Christian you should NOT accept people as God made them	underpants	May 2019	#1
Received well here!	skip fox	May 2019	#2
There's never a fucking 2X4 around when you need one.	A HERETIC I AM	May 2019	#3
He's not dead yet????	murielm99	May 2019	#4
Only brain dead - but as long as his heart is still beating...	RainCaster	May 2019	#6
Only the good die young apparently	shanti	May 2019	#12
Pat is saying	ProudLib72	May 2019	#5
Did guys like this wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and realize that equality sucks? What ...	SWBTATTReg	May 2019	#7
CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but	skip fox	May 2019	#9
Hey, Cryptkeeper here to remind you, once you're dead you will all be equal.	Johonny	May 2019	#8
"We'll all be required to marry transgenders or become one ourselves"	ooky	May 2019	#10
CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport	skip fox	May 2019	#13
No worry Pat. No trans wants to marry you.	yellowcanine	May 2019	#11
"... and after the spanking, the oral sex!"	muriel_volestrangler	May 2019	#14

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:13 AM

underpants (160,640 posts)

1. Yes as Christian you should NOT accept people as God made them

That’s a paraphrase of a response I put on Facebook. It was not well received.

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:14 AM

skip fox (18,398 posts)

2. Received well here!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:19 AM

A HERETIC I AM (21,713 posts)

3. There's never a fucking 2X4 around when you need one.

For crying out loud, Pat! Just have that fatal stroke already! What the hell are you waiting for?

Why anyone would possibly take this old asshole seriously, much less send him money is beyond me.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:28 AM

murielm99 (27,524 posts)

4. He's not dead yet????

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Response to murielm99 (Reply #4)

Wed May 15, 2019, 10:12 AM

RainCaster (7,116 posts)

6. Only brain dead - but as long as his heart is still beating...

his faithful will believe that he is alive.

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Response to murielm99 (Reply #4)

Wed May 15, 2019, 02:30 PM

shanti (21,227 posts)

12. Only the good die young apparently

Why do all these evil mf'ers live to be so old?? (rhetorical question)

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 09:36 AM

ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)

5. Pat is saying

"Well, yes, I did go down to the crossroads and make a deal with Satan for prolonged life, but that was only so I could be around longer to teach everyone the word of God! If that's wrong, I don't know what's right."

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Wed May 15, 2019, 11:09 AM

SWBTATTReg (14,808 posts)

7. Did guys like this wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and realize that equality sucks? What ...

really gets me is this prattle about knowing what God will do (unloose the Apocalypse and turn his back on us). How amazing.

Robertson is a joke, doesn't know the meaning of what a liberal is, doesn't respect equal rights for all, and certainly isn't above telling a lie 'we'll all be required to either marry trans genders or become one ourselves). All total BS and pure nonsense. Above all, he is an example of a disgusting human being, using religion to mask his true intent.

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Response to SWBTATTReg (Reply #7)

Wed May 15, 2019, 01:21 PM

skip fox (18,398 posts)

9. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' blindness, hatred, confusion, cupidity, stupidity, etc. That is, this spud probably woudd say such things if e thought he could get away with it.

All for the purpose of satire.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 11:36 AM

Johonny (16,699 posts)