Wed May 15, 2019, 10:23 AM
left-of-center2012 (26,194 posts)
Republicans Reportedly Stunned by How Dumb Jared Kushner Actually Is
The bloom may finally be off the rose for White House wunderkind Jared Kushner, who managed to deeply underwhelm a group of GOP lawmakers with his extremely half-baked ideas to overhaul the United States’ immigration policies.
Speaking at the Republican Senate’s weekly luncheon on Tuesday, Kushner reportedly stumbled when asked about specifics of the White House’s plans, and had to repeatedly be rescued by the Trump administration’s chief white nationalist, Stephen Miller, who was forced to leap in to answer questions Kushner couldn’t, the Washington Post reported. Among Kushner’s failures was a reported inability to articulate to Texas Sen. John Cornyn how his plan would address undocumented immigrants already living in the U.S. The skepticism Jared reportedly encountered doesn’t seem to bode well for the first son-in-laws other White House assignments, which include bringing peace to the Middle East and overhauling the entirety of the federal government. https://splinternews.com/republicans-reportedly-stunned-by-how-dumb-jared-actual-1834777796 ![]()
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left-of-center2012 | May 2019 | OP |
BlueJac | May 2019 | #1 | |
mr_lebowski | May 2019 | #2 | |
lunatica | May 2019 | #5 | |
leftofcool | May 2019 | #23 | |
mountain grammy | May 2019 | #25 | |
MontanaMama | May 2019 | #3 | |
spanone | May 2019 | #4 | |
BootinUp | May 2019 | #6 | |
Moostache | May 2019 | #17 | |
TeamPooka | May 2019 | #27 | |
Kablooie | May 2019 | #7 | |
Bob Loblaw | May 2019 | #8 | |
smirkymonkey | May 2019 | #9 | |
NewJeffCT | May 2019 | #10 | |
kacekwl | May 2019 | #11 | |
More_Cowbell | May 2019 | #12 | |
left-of-center2012 | May 2019 | #13 | |
LisaM | May 2019 | #15 | |
More_Cowbell | May 2019 | #42 | |
rickyhall | May 2019 | #14 | |
LisaM | May 2019 | #16 | |
Danascot | May 2019 | #18 | |
2naSalit | May 2019 | #19 | |
FakeNoose | May 2019 | #20 | |
jayschool2013 | May 2019 | #21 | |
sop | May 2019 | #22 | |
zentrum | May 2019 | #24 | |
suffragette | May 2019 | #28 | |
NNadir | May 2019 | #26 | |
louis-t | May 2019 | #29 | |
Hoyt | May 2019 | #30 | |
aggiesal | May 2019 | #32 | |
Thomas Hurt | May 2019 | #31 | |
tblue37 | May 2019 | #33 | |
Kurt V. | May 2019 | #34 | |
yellowcanine | May 2019 | #35 | |
sarabelle | May 2019 | #36 | |
stonecutter357 | May 2019 | #37 | |
enid602 | May 2019 | #38 | |
Blue Owl | May 2019 | #39 | |
struggle4progress | May 2019 | #40 | |
Skittles | May 2019 | #41 | |
dchill | May 2019 | #43 | |
ProudLib72 | May 2019 | #44 |
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 10:31 AM
BlueJac (6,373 posts)
1. K&R
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 10:31 AM
mr_lebowski (19,535 posts)
2. I'm thinking '(while also strangely aroused)' should come after 'stunned' (nt)
This is the DU member formerly known as mr_lebowski.
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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #2)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:06 AM
lunatica (51,839 posts)
5. Hahahahaha!
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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #2)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:03 PM
mountain grammy (22,687 posts)
25. Definitely!
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 10:38 AM
MontanaMama (16,607 posts)
3. Aaaaaaaaaannnnnd...l
They’re still on board with this shit show.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 10:47 AM
spanone (125,508 posts)
4. ...and it took them two years...fuck republicans
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:26 AM
BootinUp (40,240 posts)
6. Stephen Miller had a cryptonite rock in his pocket. Nt
Response to BootinUp (Reply #6)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:22 PM
Moostache (8,500 posts)
17. You want to know how I implicitly understand we are totally fucked?
The very idea that Stephen Miller is called on to "rescue" anyone, for anything, EVER!
That fucker is the very epitome of a vampire...just one who hates immigrants and is racist as the day is long. None of that clan EVER struck me as being even of average intelligence, just a gang of grifters along for the ride as Daddy Ass Ferret gets away with stealing, lying and then stealing some more and lying some more... STOP THE WORLD, I NEED TO VOMIT!!! |
Response to Moostache (Reply #17)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:04 PM
TeamPooka (18,828 posts)
27. This plus1000
This is the DU member formerly known as TeamPooka.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:26 AM
Kablooie (16,808 posts)
7. Sounds like the next Republican presidential candidate to me
R voters deeply respect stupidity.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:29 AM
Bob Loblaw (1,900 posts)
8. Can you imagine how difficult it is
to underwhelm republicans?
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:33 AM
smirkymonkey (58,435 posts)
9. I honestly thought this was an Onion article.
I mean, how stupid does he have to be for republicans to actually ADMIT that they think he's stupid?
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:41 AM
NewJeffCT (56,482 posts)
10. His father bought his way into Harvard
If I recall.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:43 AM
kacekwl (5,007 posts)
11. Obviously the whole clan
and clan in laws are dumb. Everything handed to them and still don't know how to act.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 11:46 AM
More_Cowbell (1,976 posts)
12. "I am concerned about the fate of the DACA young people," Collins told the Post"
Oh no! Susan Collins is concerned!
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Response to More_Cowbell (Reply #12)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:00 PM
left-of-center2012 (26,194 posts)
13. Not to worry
Susan Collins always comes around to the Trump (dark) side.
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Response to More_Cowbell (Reply #12)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:20 PM
LisaM (26,030 posts)
15. Next thing you know, she'll be disappointed!
Sometimes she's both disappointed and concerned.
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Response to LisaM (Reply #15)
Thu May 16, 2019, 01:48 AM
More_Cowbell (1,976 posts)
42. As horrible as she is, your post made me laugh out loud. I scared my cat. nt
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:02 PM
rickyhall (3,002 posts)
14. Deer in the headlights. No clue.
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:21 PM
LisaM (26,030 posts)
16. When Stephen Miller has to "rescue" you.....
you've got to be doing a spectacularly bad job.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:22 PM
Danascot (3,795 posts)
18. In his defense
most GOP senators are dumb as rocks.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:26 PM
2naSalit (48,033 posts)
19. I see it as
Not only is he a fucking idiot, it also shows that the whole idea was probably Miller's. I read somewhere that they compete for MoFo's attention.
What a sick bunch of fuckers. |
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:28 PM
FakeNoose (17,203 posts)
20. In reality it's actually Stephen Miller's immigration plan, not Jared's
Miller obviously wrote the speech and devised the strategies, that's why he stood up and answered the questions. Jared-boy had no clue what it was about, probably hadn't even read the speech before he went up to the podium.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:38 PM
jayschool2013 (2,093 posts)
21. But he's an Ivy Leaguer
By their own definition, that makes him a genius, right?
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:44 PM
sop (4,198 posts)
22. Compared to Don Jr. and Eric, Trump probably thinks Jared's a genius
I know, it's a pretty low bar.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 12:51 PM
zentrum (9,641 posts)
24. No, no, no....
....their perception of his stupidity bodes great for him having important future roles.
The Kushtrumpsters are just figure heads for policies of White Nationalism, endless arms deals, deregulation and moving money up to the 1%. That is all that matters. They all know that Miller and McConnell are really in charge and will take care of everything. This meeting was all Kabuki. |
Response to zentrum (Reply #24)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:11 PM
suffragette (12,232 posts)
28. Exactly. Miller 'stepping in' was just Miller explaining policies he creates when Kushner couldn't
even follow the script written for him.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:03 PM
NNadir (26,584 posts)
26. It must be remarkable to stun Republicans on this way.
There are zero modern Republicans possessing as much of an intellect as a potato, not that I intend to denigrate potatoes with the comparison.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:11 PM
louis-t (20,718 posts)
29. We are so fucked.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:11 PM
Hoyt (47,795 posts)
30. Ignorant white wingers have a hard time seeing it in others.
Response to Hoyt (Reply #30)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:31 PM
aggiesal (5,760 posts)
32. I'm sure this applies
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:22 PM
Thomas Hurt (9,387 posts)
31. His expertise only extends to influence peddling
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:33 PM
tblue37 (45,921 posts)
33. Stunned? How did they not already know? nt
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 01:45 PM
Kurt V. (5,624 posts)
34. It's rare that the headline is the thread winner.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 02:04 PM
yellowcanine (34,782 posts)
35. Well he looks nice in a suit, bless his heart.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 02:08 PM
sarabelle (453 posts)
36. He reminds me of a kid I went to school with. He was learning disabled.
Hearing Jared speak for the first time reminded me of my friend from high school.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 02:13 PM
stonecutter357 (12,119 posts)
37. K&R
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 04:06 PM
enid602 (7,531 posts)
38. Jared
Why does Jared always look like he’s been marinating in a vat filled with after birth?
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 09:08 PM
Blue Owl (32,570 posts)
39. Stephen Miller let him eat some of his glue
n/t
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Wed May 15, 2019, 09:11 PM
struggle4progress (111,629 posts)
40. Quick summary of Jared's testimony
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Thu May 16, 2019, 12:29 AM
Skittles (133,627 posts)
41. so in other words
he is a big phony, just like everyone else in that piece of shit con family.
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Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Thu May 16, 2019, 09:43 AM
dchill (26,857 posts)
43. Jeanie us!
Response to left-of-center2012 (Original post)
Thu May 16, 2019, 09:57 AM
ProudLib72 (17,984 posts)
44. Did Ivanka have to console him afterward?
Did she come out from under the desk in the oval office to give him a hug?
Maybe his mother in law should give him lessons in following a script and elocution. |