Republicans Reportedly Stunned by How Dumb Jared Kushner Actually Is

[left-of-center2012]

The bloom may finally be off the rose for White House wunderkind Jared Kushner, who managed to deeply underwhelm a group of GOP lawmakers with his extremely half-baked ideas to overhaul the United States’ immigration policies.

Speaking at the Republican Senate’s weekly luncheon on Tuesday, Kushner reportedly stumbled when asked about specifics of the White House’s plans, and had to repeatedly be rescued by the Trump administration’s chief white nationalist, Stephen Miller, who was forced to leap in to answer questions Kushner couldn’t, the Washington Post reported.

Among Kushner’s failures was a reported inability to articulate to Texas Sen. John Cornyn how his plan would address undocumented immigrants already living in the U.S.

The skepticism Jared reportedly encountered doesn’t seem to bode well for the first son-in-laws other White House assignments, which include bringing peace to the Middle East and overhauling the entirety of the federal government.

https://splinternews.com/republicans-reportedly-stunned-by-how-dumb-jared-actual-1834777796

[BlueJac]

1. K&R

[mr_lebowski]

2. I'm thinking '(while also strangely aroused)' should come after 'stunned' (nt)

[lunatica]

5. Hahahahaha!

[leftofcool]

23. LOL

[mountain grammy]

25. Definitely!

[MontanaMama]

3. Aaaaaaaaaannnnnd...l

They’re still on board with this shit show.

[spanone]

4. ...and it took them two years...fuck republicans

[BootinUp]

6. Stephen Miller had a cryptonite rock in his pocket. Nt

[Moostache]

17. You want to know how I implicitly understand we are totally fucked?

The very idea that Stephen Miller is called on to "rescue" anyone, for anything, EVER!
That fucker is the very epitome of a vampire...just one who hates immigrants and is racist as the day is long.

None of that clan EVER struck me as being even of average intelligence, just a gang of grifters along for the ride as Daddy Ass Ferret gets away with stealing, lying and then stealing some more and lying some more...

STOP THE WORLD, I NEED TO VOMIT!!!

[TeamPooka]

27. This plus1000

[Kablooie]

7. Sounds like the next Republican presidential candidate to me

R voters deeply respect stupidity.

[Bob Loblaw]

8. Can you imagine how difficult it is

to underwhelm republicans?

[smirkymonkey]

9. I honestly thought this was an Onion article.

I mean, how stupid does he have to be for republicans to actually ADMIT that they think he's stupid?

[NewJeffCT]

10. His father bought his way into Harvard

If I recall.

[kacekwl]

11. Obviously the whole clan

and clan in laws are dumb. Everything handed to them and still don't know how to act.

[More_Cowbell]

12. "I am concerned about the fate of the DACA young people," Collins told the Post"

Oh no! Susan Collins is concerned!

[left-of-center2012]

13. Not to worry

Susan Collins always comes around to the Trump (dark) side.

[LisaM]

15. Next thing you know, she'll be disappointed!

Sometimes she's both disappointed and concerned.

[More_Cowbell]

42. As horrible as she is, your post made me laugh out loud. I scared my cat. nt

[rickyhall]

14. Deer in the headlights. No clue.

[LisaM]

16. When Stephen Miller has to "rescue" you.....

you've got to be doing a spectacularly bad job.

[Danascot]

18. In his defense

most GOP senators are dumb as rocks.

The dumb addressing the dumber.

[2naSalit]

19. I see it as

Not only is he a fucking idiot, it also shows that the whole idea was probably Miller's. I read somewhere that they compete for MoFo's attention.

What a sick bunch of fuckers.

[FakeNoose]

20. In reality it's actually Stephen Miller's immigration plan, not Jared's

Miller obviously wrote the speech and devised the strategies, that's why he stood up and answered the questions. Jared-boy had no clue what it was about, probably hadn't even read the speech before he went up to the podium.

[jayschool2013]

21. But he's an Ivy Leaguer

By their own definition, that makes him a genius, right?

[sop]

22. Compared to Don Jr. and Eric, Trump probably thinks Jared's a genius

I know, it's a pretty low bar.

[zentrum]

24. No, no, no....

....their perception of his stupidity bodes great for him having important future roles.

The Kushtrumpsters are just figure heads for policies of White Nationalism, endless arms deals, deregulation and moving money up to the 1%.

That is all that matters.

They all know that Miller and McConnell are really in charge and will take care of everything.

This meeting was all Kabuki.

[suffragette]

28. Exactly. Miller 'stepping in' was just Miller explaining policies he creates when Kushner couldn't

even follow the script written for him.

[NNadir]

26. It must be remarkable to stun Republicans on this way.

There are zero modern Republicans possessing as much of an intellect as a potato, not that I intend to denigrate potatoes with the comparison.

[louis-t]

29. We are so fucked.

[Hoyt]

30. Ignorant white wingers have a hard time seeing it in others.

[aggiesal]

32. I'm sure this applies

[Thomas Hurt]

31. His expertise only extends to influence peddling

[tblue37]

33. Stunned? How did they not already know? nt

[Kurt V.]

34. It's rare that the headline is the thread winner.

[yellowcanine]

35. Well he looks nice in a suit, bless his heart.

[sarabelle]

36. He reminds me of a kid I went to school with. He was learning disabled.

Hearing Jared speak for the first time reminded me of my friend from high school.

[stonecutter357]

37. K&R

[enid602]

38. Jared

Why does Jared always look like he’s been marinating in a vat filled with after birth?

[Blue Owl]

39. Stephen Miller let him eat some of his glue

n/t

[struggle4progress]

40. Quick summary of Jared's testimony

[Skittles]

41. so in other words

he is a big phony, just like everyone else in that piece of shit con family.

[dchill]

43. Jeanie us!

[ProudLib72]

44. Did Ivanka have to console him afterward?

Did she come out from under the desk in the oval office to give him a hug?

Maybe his mother in law should give him lessons in following a script and elocution.