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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Onion: Abused 12 yo Alabama girl doesn't think she can handle being a mom
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Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesnt Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else
Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesnt Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else
https://local.theonion.com/abused-12-year-old-alabama-girl-doesn-t-think-she-can-h-1834787176
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The Onion: Abused 12 yo Alabama girl doesn't think she can handle being a mom (Original Post)
LonePirate
May 2019
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louis-t
(23,199 posts)1. Humor this dark? I never thought it would come to this.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)2. This kind of puts all those how to find a 12 year old virgin in Alabama jokes in perspective.
No joking now. This is serious.
Blue Owl
(49,934 posts)3. Just heard Leonard Cohen's title track "You Want It Darker" this a.m.
Sadly, a song for the times...
RhodeIslandOne
(5,042 posts)4. Dark. Real dark.
There's nothing to laugh about anymore. It's why I don't fucking care about SNL's "cute" skits anymore.
The promises of a Trump Era are all coming true now.