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LonePirate

(14,354 posts) Wed May 15, 2019, 02:38 PM May 2019

The Onion: Abused 12 yo Alabama girl doesn't think she can handle being a mom

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The Onion @TheOnion

Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesn’t Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else

https://local.theonion.com/abused-12-year-old-alabama-girl-doesn-t-think-she-can-h-1834787176

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The Onion: Abused 12 yo Alabama girl doesn't think she can handle being a mom (Original Post) LonePirate May 2019 OP

Humor this dark? I never thought it would come to this. louis-t May 2019 #1

This kind of puts all those how to find a 12 year old virgin in Alabama jokes in perspective. Jamastiene May 2019 #2

Just heard Leonard Cohen's title track "You Want It Darker" this a.m. Blue Owl May 2019 #3

Dark. Real dark. RhodeIslandOne May 2019 #4

louis-t

(24,584 posts)

1. Humor this dark? I never thought it would come to this.

Reply to LonePirate (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 02:40 PM

May 2019

Jamastiene

(38,206 posts)

2. This kind of puts all those how to find a 12 year old virgin in Alabama jokes in perspective.

Reply to LonePirate (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 03:02 PM

May 2019

No joking now. This is serious.

Blue Owl

(58,674 posts)

3. Just heard Leonard Cohen's title track "You Want It Darker" this a.m.

Reply to LonePirate (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 03:05 PM

May 2019

Sadly, a song for the times...

RhodeIslandOne

(5,042 posts)

4. Dark. Real dark.

Reply to LonePirate (Original post)

Wed May 15, 2019, 03:12 PM

May 2019

There's nothing to laugh about anymore. It's why I don't fucking care about SNL's "cute" skits anymore.

The promises of a Trump Era are all coming true now.

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