Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the wackest of them all? . . . Come CAPTION Milo Yiannopoulos!!!

[skip fox]

Milo ("Don't fire if they drop their shorts" ) Yiannopoulos is saying: "It getting close to the time when citizens will start forming into well-regulated militias in preparation for the lawful defense of the Constitution. They are probably right now looking for a coded signal to begin. You know, maximum cell size. Encrypted commas. Wired to zone. Baking the thermostat. . . . But like I said, I abhor political violence. Monkey pie. Vice nuts."




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Above CAPTION from the Crooks and Liars story:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/milo-announces-his-intent-lead-next-civil

[malaise]

1. I'm crazier than Don the Con

Let that sink in

[RKP5637]

2. "I want to be President of the US!" n/t

[Johonny]

3. I, for one, thought the Vanilla Ice look was still instyle.

When civil war comes it will be well groomed, with a nice accented chains, whiter than white teeth, layers, people always undervalue layering, and excellent blended hair highlights. Because, our next civil war warrior won't be diehard dirty street harden grunts, but the kind of guy Lindsey Graham picks up on Rent-Boy.com

[underpants]

5. I think it's a natural fit.

Why wouldn’t the good old boys and militia types naturally follow a gay foreigner know to wear pearls?

[bitterross]

4. The Comment I Posted on C&L

Milo, you're going to have to starve yourself and lose a lot more weight before you can become the gay Ann Coulter. It's funny how you think anyone on the right actually cared about you in the first place. You were just a different sort of Uncle Tom. Useful, but never to be accepted and always meant to be sent back to your slave cabin.

I'm sorry your mother didn't hug you enough when you were a child. Just note the right isn't hugging you either. They already have enough ministers and politicians who are hiding their love for pedophilia and young boys with their fake marriages and fake families. An openly gay man in favor of it is no help to them.

Here's what you can do to get back in. Go to Jerry Falwell Jr. and make a deal to become an ex-gay. JFJ, likes pool boys so you two have something in common. If you renounced being gay because JFJ helped you see the light of GOD you'd be a hit!

I really am loving my suggestion he seek out JFJ.

[Caliman73]

6. "Yes, I am still alive...please clap"

He had been absent from the scene since he was de-platformed by his own people. He just wants to make sure people know he is still around so he says something stupid (as usual).

[VOX]

7. "Don't get too attached to this hair color, I'll be changing it 3 more times this week."

“Change is hot and edgy, it’s why I’ve been expelled from every institution foolish enough to take me in. I also excel at failure. Failure is edgy, too. I can’t even believe how irrelevant I am!”

[Blue Owl]

8. It's a cold day for lampooning...

n/t

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Amazing! If an American went to Britain, and said the shit I did, they'd be permanently banned.

[skip fox]

10. M.Y. is saying:

"The worst thing about priests in the Catholic church is that they didn't encourage group activities, like oil wrestling nude boy choirs."