A morning host on Sirius just suggested the perfect name for trump:

[mfcorey1]

DUVET DON, master of coverup

[MFGsunny]

1. Good One! But with apologies to duvets everywhere, of course!

[lark]

2. Heinous, my duvet is of course much smarter and better looking than drumpf.

Honestly - pfftt

[hlthe2b]

3. How many Trump supporters even know what a duvet is?

I know... My liberal elitism is coming out again.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

4. Doesn't "Master" Of Cover-Up Imply That He's GOOD At It?

This incompetent dumbass has gotten caught in every cover-up attempt he's ever made.

[Dave Starsky]

6. He thinks he's SOOO clever. He fools no one.

Except for his zombie cult, and they are even dumber than he is.

[Sneederbunk]

5. Duvet, a sports car popular in the 60s.