I'm perfectly calm, dude.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Calmer than you are.

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Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump · 28m28 minutes ago

I was extremely calm yesterday with my meeting with Pelosi and Schumer, knowing that they would say I was raging, which they always do, along with their partner, the Fake News Media. Well, so many stories about the meeting use the Rage narrative anyway - Fake & Corrupt Press!

7:13 AM - 23 May 2019

[SunSeeker]

1. If you gotta tell people you're being calm, you're not being calm.

[rsdsharp]

2. If ya gotta tell people you're very, very rich, you're not very, very rich.

If ya gotta tell people you're a stable genius, you're not a stable genius.

If ya gotta tell people you're a great negotiator, you're not a great negotiator.

If ya gotta tell people you don't do cover ups, you do cover ups.

I'd go on, but why belabor the obvious?

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. ROFL.