Took Drumpt's lead, I asked my wife to tell me

[kairos12]

how smart I am, and just generally render praise and salutations.

Fold-out couch is no longer folded.

[babylonsister]

1. Haha! I look forward to more stories like this,

from everyone!

[Hortensis]

2. A stable genius can find his way back to the big bed

if he works at it.

[kairos12]

3. Ongoing. Thanks!

[htuttle]

4. Just grab her by the....

...hand as you grovel at her feet, apologizing profusely.

She'll come around.

[MLAA]

5. I guess it could be worse....folded with you in it😬

[kairos12]

6. You got that right!

[keithbvadu2]

7. My wife treats me like a Greek God and gives me burnt offerings....

Burnt toast
Burnt eggs
Burnt meat
Burnt veggies

Lots of worship and adoration.

[trickyguy]

8. Thanks for a really good laugh. Much needed.

[cynatnite]

9. I told my daughter I am a very stable genius...

She laughed so hard, the Dr. Pepper she was drinking squirted out of her nose.