"It's the greatest hoax, probably, in the history of the country"
The greatest hoax ever? Nah. It was just an investigation into your obvious connections to Russia.
If you want to talk hoax, how about a black man born in Kenya, sneaking to Hawaii as a teen and forging a birth certificate so he could one day run for president. Now technically that's a caper. It becomes the greatest hoax when that man conned the vast majority of Americans to vote for him...Twice! While your team of investigators was in Hawaii and: "you wouldn't believe what they're finding".
How about that Donald Trump? Will someone please ask the stable genius which is the greatest wingnut conspiracy theory?... I mean hoax. It's a hoax.
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