The State of Alabama has convinced me that reincarnation is real

[ck4829]

You die, you go in front of some great powerful being, maybe God, gives you the meaning of life, and you're like "So that's it?"

And God(?) says "Oh OK, you doubt me? You want to be reincarnated into a place where I will be proven right and then you come back to me?"

You say "Ha! Sure, whatever..."

And Boom! You come crying out a birth canal in Alabama.

Alabama is quite literally the worst state of the United States, no biological theory can explain it, it sucks so much, yet you WILL be born here, reincarnation must be a reason.

Who would want to give birth and raise a child in Alabama? God has hardened the hearts of some people to make sure you get a chance to have life in expert difficulty.

[wasupaloopa]

1. I think there are some nice places in every state. If you don't define them by their politics you

May be surprised at what there is to enjoy.

I don’t like the politics of my friends and relatives in Georgia. It it is a pretty state in places. I have a memory of a green meadow and an old tobacco barn with a big willow next to it. It was in Georgia when we had to take a detour from I-75

[WhiskeyGrinder]

2. This is a shitty take and doesn't help people who need it

[SCantiGOP]

3. agree, whiskeygrinder

Liberals can be narrow-minded too.