CAPTION TIME. It's Don & Melanie at the welcome ceremony at the Imperial Palace.

[Miles Archer]

[FreeBe]

1. He is a goober. Why does he get to stand on a special box?

[Ohiogal]

14. Did he walk to the pedestal

or did they have to drive him there in a golf cart?

[Brother Buzz]

26. He need the box because he lost the elevators for he shoes at the sumo match

[zeusdogmom]

52. To showcase his gut

He actually buttoned his suit coat - of course it looks as though there is a bit of a strain on the button.

He is such a f***ing idiot

[sheshe2]

2. The prisoner has been found guilty of treason.

Ready. Aim. F***.

[CatMor]

5. That would be a dream come true.

[Ohiogal]

9. Oh how I wish!!!

[Marie Marie]

15. Bad, bad sheshe!

[sheshe2]

19. I know. *sigh*

[GoCubsGo]

29. Beat me to it!

It was my first thought when I saw that photo.

[Talitha]

38. Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Totally Tunsie]

3. Ready...Aim...

[Haggis for Breakfast]

4. WHY THE FUCK is he on a pedestal ??

[Miles Archer]

7. It's almost as tiny as his hands. n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Chopping block?

[Beringia]

6. That was the last we saw of him, before the earth swallowed him whole

[Mersky]

16. LOL

[2naSalit]

56. Geeze, I wish!! ...nt

[ProudLib72]

8. Concrete runway needs extra support for tubby orange Donwald

[Ohiogal]

10. Maybe if they kiss his ass

and fawn all over him. (gag, gag) he will stay there and leave us in peace.

A girl can hope!

[spanone]

11. Is the firing squad ready?

[jmowreader]

44. He's in Japan. No firing squads.

There, they hang you.

[struggle4progress]

12. "So next we invented this ceremony where he stands on a box in the parking lot ..."

[FreeBe]

34. lol

[Achilleaze]

48. They call it the "Box Job for Blowhards Ceremony"

Works like a charm.

[smirkymonkey]

13. Behold! The tiny American hands!

Short-fingered vulgarian.

[madaboutharry]

17. OK, that looks really weird.

Is this some kind of practical joke? Abe, who btw according to The Daily Beast is a complete fascist, seems to be laughing. Trump looks like he’s telling himself “I’m so special. I get to stand on the little box. Yay me!”

Why does Melania always stand with her hands at her side oddly cupped inward? Another weird thing, IMO.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

24. That was my thought, too.

You just KNOW he's eating this up.

[demigoddess]

40. I think trump gives Melania very strict rules about how she can move or stand in public

and she always seems scared to death to break those rules. Every time he looks at her she looks like she is going to get a hard slap across the face from him.

[Marie Marie]

18. The staging in that picture is just so bizarre...

but then so is that blob on the little podium.

[snowybirdie]

20. Ahem

111,606 US military killed or missing, 253,142 wounded and 21,580 Prisoners of War in the Pacific Theater of WWII.

We set aside a day every year to honor these people. God bless them! Today, on this very day, our President travels to Japan to embrace the Emperor of Japan, play golf with its Prime Minister and give a trophy to a Summo wrestler. Do you have no shame, Sir?

[Achilleaze]

49. The republican misleader* dissed all WW II veterans with this gutless pandering

Papa Achilleaze, who was at Pearl Harbor when the attack happened, would be outraged to see this republican clown turning his back on all the people who died and who sacrificed that day, on this day, Memorial Day, a day set aside when we honor those who sacrificed. Instead he does a lickspittle dog-and-pony show to pimp up his fragile republican ego.

Not a word out of him yet about the Gut Punch the USA is sustaining from climate change. Storms rage across the land. The republican misleader goes golfing, sumo suckuping, ego boosting on a freaking pedastal, and HATE tweeting. The republican family-values role model is a sad case.

* aka five-time republican draft-dodger, Dirty Donny.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. At least Melanie is wearing clothes.

But virginal white, LOL.

[sheshe2]

27. Ouch.

[moondust]

22. "Look how tall I'm getting."

"I'm a giant stable genius."

[lunasun]

25. Mr Trump Please turn to face Divine for your sentence

[Arazi]

28. Beyond parody

[GoCubsGo]

30. W.T.F?

Not a caption. Seriously, what the fuck???

[UniteFightBack]

31. In an ultimate bid for flattery, Prime Minister Abe had a life size Rump statue crafted

from cow dung. Cleverly installed underneath are a set of castors which allowed the real fake president to be installed in his room watching his 'shows' while his dung double accompanied the fake Melania around town.

[UniteFightBack]

32. Melaina had worked with rump all week on how to sashay down the runway. This is his stick up ass

look.

[UniteFightBack]

33. And the TURD stood alone. nt

[klook]

35. I win Gold, Silver AND Bronze! (nt)

[lpbk2713]

36. The next exhibit at the Tokyo Zoo.

...

[nolabear]

37. He'd like to stand with the others but

he can’t find his way out of the maze.

[TexasTowelie]

39. The president stands perplexed as he wonders

how he will walk down the red carpet without tripping on the seams.

Note to Japan: The next time I visit I want gold carpets.

[Kid Berwyn]

41. Pop! Goes the weasel.

The oranges of mulberry.

[Control-Z]

42. I don't understand the itty bity platform.

Joke?

Is this Photoshopped? Come on guys. Don't mess with me. Tell me the truth. Please?

[Doreen]

43. I never realized until this picture how

much he actually looks like a sick Turkey.

[NBachers]

45. "Okay, pull the lever that opens the trap door!"

Did they give him a booster seat for his chair, too?

[Delmette2.0]

57. You beat me to it.

It's a trap! It's a trap! (Trap door)

[LuckyCharms]

46. Japan unveils the life size Donald J. Trump action figure.

[betsuni]

47. Japan had to babysit for the weekend.

[Norbert]

50. Japan PM: "What should we do with him? The US refuses to take him back."

.

[skip fox]

51. Melania is thinking:

"You can't polish a turd until you freeze it."

[BlueJac]

53. I wish that was a trap door...

then have him fall into a pile of his own Bullshit!! What a asshole!

[LuvNewcastle]

54. A ceremony to honor the foolishness of state visits

You can get some people to do anything if you flatter them enough.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

55. Kinda looks like an intelligence test...

“Ok, start from there Donnie boy, now without stepping off the red carpet, find your wife.”