Drumph's tombstone will read:

[BSdetect]

Here LIES D Trumph

[hlthe2b]

1. ...

Russia brought us Trump
Now, we send him back.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

2. I will never go piss on it, no matter how much I want to.

I hate to wait in line.

[hlthe2b]

3. I dislike the smell of ammonia...

Not to mention the other malodors.

[lark]

6. I hate lines too.

But I would bring a bag with book, cushion, bag of poo and bag of pee. I can't stand long, bad leg, but I could sit in line. When it was finally my turn I'd dump both baggies on his grave, tell him he's the worst thing to ever happen to my country and I'm so glad he'd dead. I'll try to find an appropriate song to sing, somewhere there should be a sad you were born, glad you are dead type of anthem. I could move over to the side while singing so the next person could have their time and the line not be slowed too much.

[csziggy]

9. This is the perfect "goodbye" song to sing over Trump's grave

Lyrics
Roll on thunder shine on lightnin' the days are long and the nights are frightnin'
Nothing matters anyway and that's the hell of it
Winter comes and the winds blow colder well some grew wiser you just grew older
And you never listened anyway and that's the hell of it
Good for nothin' bad in bed nobody likes you and you're better off dead goodbye
We've all come to say goodbye goodbye

Born defeated died in vain
Super destruction you were hooked on pain and tho' your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone
If I could live my life half as worthlessly as you
I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too
Love yourself as you love no other be no man's fool be no man's brother
We're all born to die alone y'know that's the hell of it

Life's a game where they're bound to beat you and time's a trick they can turn to cheat you
And we only waste it anyway and that's the hell of it
Good for nothin' bad in bed nobody likes you and you're better off dead goodbye
We've all come to say goodbye

Born defeated died in vain
Super destruction you were hooked on pain and tho' your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone

Songwriters: Paul H. Williams
The Hell of It lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=The+Hell+of+It

Randy Rainbow putting his own spin on it would be even more perfect!

[watoos]

4. Remember when Chavez spoke at the U.N.

right after Bush spoke? He said he could smell sulfur on the podium. Just think of the stench that emanates from Trump.

[Submariner]

5. "He was shot dead in the middle of Obama Avenue in front of his own Trump Tower

and the shooter got away with it"

[smirkymonkey]

7. However, nobody will be able to read it because

It will be completely covered in shit.

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. It'll be illegible after a year because all the piss will eat away the stone (n/t)

[gratuitous]

10. They'll just put up a new placard

"Please wash hands before leaving cemetery" and a Purell dispenser needing constant refills.

[SeattleVet]

11. "Sanitized for your protection"

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. It should be along the lines of the Benedict Arnold statue

Just a boot, with no mention of his name.

For Trumpy, a bouncing check