trump Won't Be Allowed to Stay at the Palace Even though Pres Obama Did!

[Cha]

Link to tweet

[Sneederbunk]

1. Time for Dotard to do his Rodney Dangerfield act.

[Cha]

4. trump called the Duchess of Sussex

"nasty".

Why would the Royal Family want his filthy, lying mouth sleeping in their house?

[usaf-vet]

113. This quote says it all "NO American President has stood on these steps [Westminster Hall]......

....... to address our Country's Parliament." Introduction of President Obama by UK Commons Speaker, John Bercow MP.

[Cha]

131. Wow.. thanks for that, usaf-vet!

[JI7]

2. good, i hope the entire visit goes like this

with endless comparisons to how he didn't get what Obama did.

[Cha]

6. Yes! And that stupid blimp flying above..

teaching trump the UK doesn't suffer perverted idiots.

[tymorial]

31. I remember watching Obama's speech to Parliament at Westminster

It was funny and Brilliant and touching. He talked about our shared history and our relationship our friendship... I watched it again recently and it just made me so proud and terribly sad at the same time. How could our country fall so very far.

[MBS]

58. if you have a link, could you share it with us? n/t

[mobeau69]

67. One of his best ever. The admiration of him is so apparent in the faces of those in attendance.

[MBS]

69. THANK YOU! n/t

[smirkymonkey]

108. He is so amazing in every way.

I just look at him compared to Trump and what a juxtaposition. It is like night and day. To go from someone so well educated, refined, cultured, erudite, caring and courageous to someone who is so vulgar, dull-witted, boorish, foul-mouthed and cruel is like being dealt a slap in the face. I would give anything to have Obama back.

[VWolf]

114. Still my president n/t

[treestar]

128. I didn't know about his grandfather

being a Kenyan cook in the British army. Very interesting.

[mobeau69]

129. I learned about it in "Dreams From My Father".

[tymorial]

76. Enjoy

[MBS]

78. Just finished watching it.

Sigh. . .

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Yeah, well, we're having the kitchen fumigated for ants... yeah, that's it...

and of course too many guests upset the corgis and they can get kind of bitey, so our insurance agent said we probably shouldn't have people stay over, and anyhow, you can't really find a place to park nearby, also we don't have wifi, so we thought you'd be much more comfortable at a Choice Hotel with the badda-book-badda-boom people, but of course we'll be happy to offer you tea some afternoon.

[Cha]

8. Or... "you called the

Duchess of Sussex, the wife of Prince Harry, "nasty".. so Hell NO you're NOT sleeping in our house!

[sheshe2]

28. I hope Harry stares the SOB down.

[Cha]

60. The Chickenshit Coward in chief

is now denying it..

he knows his big fat fucking pea brain landed him in scalding water

At least the Queen is Not Allowing him to do something!

she

[sheshe2]

83. Liar Liar. Pants on fire.

We all know that he said it. He is a dumbass, Cha.

[smirkymonkey]

91. This is great, sheshe!

[Cha]

105. Thanks, she.. those

caricatures are not even hyperbolic. they are him.

[sheshe2]

123. True dat, Cha.

[lunatica]

77. I hope Harry breaks Trump's hand in a handshake

[sheshe2]

84. He can do just that.

[smirkymonkey]

92. I hope he breaks more than that.

The big turd has insulted his mother and his wife. I can't imagine how infuriated he must be.

[Cha]

99. trump needs to be held accountable

somewhere for his big ugly, insulting mouth

[Scarsdale]

109. Someone should point out that his 3rd. wife

is a former naked, lesbian porn model, and escort. How nasty is SHE??

[hlthe2b]

11. Ufortuately her last Corgi died some time ago. She has a couple of "Dorgis" (dachsund/corgi mixes)

It was the end of that breeding line for Corgis I am pretty sure.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Dorgis bite, too.

[MyOwnPeace]

29. Or,

like a typical "dog" instinct, one might turn on him and start trying to bury it's latest "deposit!"

[northoftheborder]

80. heh!!!!!!

[magicarpet]

86. Motel 6 just up the road, the trDump Clan will be happy there,..

... watch out for the bed bugs.

[ProudLib72]

5. He can reside in the Royal stable

along with the other geniuses.


Although, I would not want to be the one who has to muck out his stall after the visit!

[Cha]

10. They don't even want him in the barn..

contaminating the horses!

[erronis]

37. I'm not sure they'd trust his little 'shroom near that attracive puddy.

But maybe Melania is so much more attractive that his little cap can't expand to satisfaction.

And I'm not sure that the offspring would be viable, altho more so than his so-far admitted ones.

Jack Ass.

[malaise]

12. DUzy

Nicely played

[gulliver]

93. If he fell down in there, they wouldn't be able to find him.

[ProudLib72]

94. Sure they would. They'd find him by smell

He'd be the worst smelling thing in the stable.

[dalton99a]

7. Unwanted trash family

[Cha]

13. Right.. No Buckingham Palace for you

"nasty" trump.

[Sneederbunk]

54. They have heard about the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.

[Cha]

65. Who hasn't, Sneederbunk!

[Elwood P Dowd]

9. They have a Royal Twitter Room just for Trump.

[Cha]

14. Ewwwwww!

[area51]

25. Damn, now I need eye bleach.

[procon]

15. Oh, snap! You know that was a stinging

put down to our dictator in training. Imagine what a pig like Trump would do to your your best company sheets... Would you want him sleeping in your house? Do they have a Motel 6 franchise in London?

[Cha]

19. Yeah, When trump called the Duchess of Sussex

"nasty".. of course, he expected the Royal Treatment in return.

What a metaphorical slap to his bulging Ego

[erronis]

38. Plastic sheets. Room cleaned by steam/power washer.

Obviously sperm are defective but might want to irradiate room while cop on-going.

Based on Ms. "Daniels" testimony, no worries about massive eruptions but might want to sound-proof against fake Ecstasy Ejactulations.

Maggot caps are not sufficient protection.

[UTUSN]

16. So he won't be able to add a pee-pee tape to his collection!1

[Cha]

21. He won't be able to say he slept

at Buckingham Palace, either.

[Me.]

17. Good

He would just soil their sheets

[Cha]

22. Spoil their whole

vibe!

Alohahoa, Me!

[CatMor]

27. They wouldn't be able to get all the ...

orange stains coming off donnie and Melania from their expensive sheets.

[lpbk2713]

20. We won't leave the light on for ya.

...

[Cha]

24. We'll shut the door in

your big lying ass face.

[Grasswire2]

23. dragging all his low-life mobbed up children along....

The early news was that the Trumps asked to stay in the palace and were told that there were too few rooms available because of renovations, upon which the Trumps said "Oh, we'll take those rooms"..................................................and the Queen said NO.

[MyOwnPeace]

32. Oh, GAWD!!!!!!

"the Queen said NO."

I SO hope that is totally true!

[Blue_playwright]

56. And I thought I couldn't love HM more...

Nt

[Cha]

70. At least somebody tells the

Chickenshit Coward in chief "NO"!

[Kurt V.]

26. Probably all those nasty women.

[sheshe2]

30. No one in their right mind...

Invites rats and leeches into their home. I hope they are all snubbed every second of their visit.

[avebury]

50. Once again, Tiffany, is left out in the cold

While is probably the best for her to stay out of the limelight, it sucks that they treat her light she doesn't even exist.

[Gothmog]

33. This makes me smile

[smirkymonkey]

87. Smile!

[smirkymonkey]

34. Ha ha ha!

Snubbed by the royal family! I am loving this already!

[Cha]

66. Aloha, Smirky!.. you just

know this has chickenshit coward in chief Fuming and diving into the junk food.

[smirkymonkey]

72. Aloha Cha! Good to see you again!

Cheers! Let's see how he can screw this up again!

[Historic NY]

35. He'd only soil the sheets........

like he does at the WH.

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-told-white-house-cleaning-staff-not-to-touch-his-things-2018-1]

[mr_lebowski]

40. He's probably paranoid like his BFF Kim Jung-Un ...

Kim thinks if anyone gets hold of his DNA they might craft a disease that affects only him (which sounds crazy but is technically not impossible) and assassinate him with it.

[MyOwnPeace]

36. AND, an even MORE appropriate welcome:

Take your pick:

https://startsat60.com/discover/news/new-anti-trump-campaign-gets-below-the-belt

[mr_lebowski]

39. This news has been known for quite awhile ...

Trump was told that the Palace is undergoing renovations ... apparently Trump & Co said 'we'll take as many rooms as you have available' and were told 'No'.

I read about this at least a week ago.

[A HERETIC I AM]

47. Here's an article from late April on this subject...

From the New Zealand Herald;

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12224804

So yeah, it’s been known for a while

[Cha]

73. I read about it Now.

And, apparently so did the person who tweeted.

[mr_lebowski]

75. All good sistah :)

[Cha]

90. You're ahead of the

curve!

[Lonestarblue]

41. I was hoping the Brits would use May's departure as an excuse to postpone.

They could then just forget to ever reissue an invitation. He does not deserve the honor of a state visit, especially since he has done nothing but criticize May and the government.

[Cha]

100. Blob thing trashes

everybody but dictators

[MFM008]

42. renovations................

[Yavin4]

43. Two words: Pee Tape

'nuff said.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

44. No peepee tape

[More_Cowbell]

45. Town and Country says it's because of renovations

I don't know if a more likable president would have been accomodated.

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a27631013/donald-trump-buckingham-palace-state-visit-2019/

[murielm99]

53. They have not announced where they are

putting him and his filthy family. That is probably a good thing, for his own safety.

[Grasswire2]

57. We are paying for the whole ungodly retinue.

$27,000/night for one suite and I don't know how many more rooms.

Plus the maids and the staff.

And the secret service protection.

[Totally Tunsie]

63. Dixiegrrrrl posted this info yesterday:

"Trumps book entire floor of $27,000 a night London hotel

He and Melania will be staying at a guest house, but all his kids, even tiffany, "and all their entourage" will be staying at the hideously expensive super posh hotel, and we are paying for it.

President Donald Trump is expected to stay at the US Ambassador's residence with First Lady Melania during his State Visit to London this week
However, other members of the Trump family will stay at five-star Corinthia in Westminster
Donald Jr, Eric, Ivanka and Tiffany are expected to check in to the lavish hotel, where the royal-suite penthouse costs £22,000 ($27,000) a night and boasts four bedrooms
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7094767/The-Trumps-book-entire-floor-22-000-night-five-star-London-hotel.html"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212153403

[Cha]

98. Traitorous trumps going

to Trash London.



Thanks for the link, TT

[GoCubsGo]

106. So, did Barron luck out and get to stay home?

[Blue_playwright]

59. I believe the renovations are in several of the main

State rooms and at least one major gallery. And I think that the main kitchen is being gutted and redone, too, it had water damage, I think. The bedrooms/apartments are, if I remember correctly, not being reworked at the moment.

[left-of-center2012]

46. Maybe because Trump told Howard Stern ...

Maybe because Trump told Howard Stern,
Princess Di wanted to have sex with Trump,
but he wouldn't unless she took a HIV test first.

Donald Trump Once Boasted He Could Have 'Nailed' Princess Diana — But Only If She Passed an HIV Test
https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-sex-princess-diana-hiv-test-howard-stern-interview/

A friend of the royals, Selina Scott, claimed Trump gave Diana “the creeps”.
She said: “He bombarded Diana with massive bouquets of flowers. She became increasingly concerned. It had begun to feel as if Trump was stalking her.”
https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1132178/Royal-news-Princess-Diana-Prince-Harry-William-Donald-Trump-state-visit-UK-royal-family

[MadDAsHell]

48. It's being renovated. This is clickbait.

And besides, this thug is murdering children. If the thing that gets our rocks off the most is the fact he can't stay in the palace, our priorities are way fuckin off.

[Cha]

71. We Can Multi-task! And, you're being Rude..

this is Not "Click-bait"..

[Retrograde]

49. Would you want him in your home? (n/t)

[PatrickforO]

51. That will drive him nuts.

I'm glad you posted this.

[blue-wave]

52. Uncle Pooty

must have sent a copy of the pee pee tape to the Queen!! Ha!!!

[Maine-i-acs]

55. They know that if he stays at a place where Obama did

he will hire some hookers to pee on the bed
OK for Russian hotels
but not so much for Buckingham Palace

[Grasswire2]

61. here's a nice gossipy article about it all...

https://dlisted.com/2019/04/24/the-queen-will-not-be-having-donald-trump-as-a-house-guest-at-buckingham-palace/

[MBS]

62. According to the article, the problem is supposedly logistical

One wing of the palace is undergoing renovation, which makes it "impossible" to host an overnight stay.
I'm sure that the Palace is crying crocodile tears over this tragic circumstance.
Is he still barred from giving a speech to Parliament, I hope?

[Cha]

68. Right.. No speech to Parliment for trump

and amazing timing for the renovations!

[MBS]

74. I gather no carriage ride either.

supposedly for security reasons. Sure, whatever.

[Cha]

95. The timing of this "renovation"

is exquisite! They knew way in advance when the 75th Anniversary of D Day would be!

The orange pervert gets to ride high in the sky Blimp style.

[MBS]

103. I've assumed that they have encouraged the contractors

to take their time - to take all the time they need, and more.

[Cha]

104. LOL.. God Bless

the Queen!

[lunatica]

81. I would pay to hear him make a speech in Parliament

and see what his reception would be!

[MBS]

82. luckily, though, he's not giving a speech

He is not worthy even to walk through the doors of Parliament, even in its current demented state, and he is especially unworthy to give a speech as part of a State visit.
Recent speakers have included Barack Obama, Nelson Mandela, and Queen Elizabeth. MF45 does not belong in that group.

Hopefully, the protests will give us (and especially him) an indication of the opinion of the British people of this pox on humanity.

[smirkymonkey]

88. He's such an idiot. I can't imagine that anyone in the UK would be interested

in anything he would have to say. All he ever talks about is himself. He is such a raging bore.

[MBS]

112. Yes - having watched Obama's 2011 speech to Parliament

(see #67 upthread), it seemed to me unimaginable to have T hold forth in the same venue. As you said, it's not just a matter of his personal unworthiness: the man can't speak decent adult English, and he also has nothing of value or interest to say. His ignorance and lack of style are as objectionable as his bigotry, cruelty, corruption, and criminality.

[FakeNoose]

107. The Queen doesn't live at Buckingham Palace anyway, as I understand it

The Windsors own at least 10 palaces and castles all over England and I've read that Buckingham is her least favorite. However it's convenient for state occasions because it's centrally located in London. Whether or not the palace is undergoing renovations, well that could be an excuse to keep the Chumps out.

If it were up to Chump, he'd probably rather go to one of his own golf resorts anyway. I don't think he has anything in England but he has at least 2 or 3 resorts in Scotland and Ireland. He could host the Royal Family at his resort and hand them the bill when they leave.

[luvtheGWN]

117. Buck House during the week,

Windsor Castle on weekends, Sandringham in Norfolk over Christmas, Balmoral (in Scotland) in August/September. IIRC.

[AJT]

64. He'll claim it was his idea not to stay in the palace because, like the White House,

it's old and not his style.

[Hortensis]

79. Sure. How many here would allow him in their homes? Not me.

I'd always felt respect for the office required a certain display of respect for the person holding it, but not this one. Protecting the norm requires refusing the degradation.

[murielm99]

85. That reminds me...

remember when Jimmy Carter was campaigning, and would stay overnight in the homes of supporters?

What a far cry from these money-wasting grifters.

[Hortensis]

89. Thanks for the chuckle at the very thought.

Far cry on different planets, all right. Wish they were expected to overnight in supporters' homes. I like Wilbur Ross for getting stuck with the sofabed in the family room.

[Cha]

130. Buckingham Palace has 775 rooms, including 52 'Royal and guest bedrooms.'"

Link to tweet

No room for trumps.

[Hortensis]

134. :) So if they were worried something untoward might happen,

they could have very credibly told Trump his would not be the room Obama slept in. But, no room for Trumps. No doubt at least a large part of why he was tweeting angrily flying into London.

Poor enfant terrible.

[DesertRat]

96. There will be plenty of protests. And the baby trump blimp will be flying

[Cha]

97. And, orange blimp is Not allowed

to speak to Parliament, either.

He only gets to blimp fly..



I bet he messes "lunch" up.

Mahalo, DesertRat!

[Midnightwalk]

101. They don't want bed bugs

[stonecutter357]

102. K&R

[mcar]

110. No wonder he's rage tweeting this morning!

[Cha]

111. Hey, that's right..

American Psycho is buying the "renovations" for one second.

mcar, Mahalo!

[Duppers]

115. Remember last year when he stepped in front

Of the Queen at Windsor Castle...




And Melanie wore that yellow curtain dress.

[Cha]

116. Oh yeah.. big stupid shite..

you cannot make this shit up.

[3Hotdogs]

118. I'm sure, when she sees his new hair-do, she'll change her mind.

[IronLionZion]

119. He can stay at the Russian embassy

I bet they have room for him

[bluescribbler]

120. Theye're probably afraid

He'd hire hookers to piss on the bed. Who'd want to clean up that mess?

[From the Harem]

121. Exactly

That's exactly what I was thinking too!

[VOX]

127. My thoughts exactly.

Our piss-happy prez.

He’s always up for some kind of international embarrassment, and he delivers every time.

[fishwax]

122. they've read rumors of what trump does when staying the same place as obama

[Cha]

125. Oh, that's right..

[TheBlackAdder]

124. And yet, they'll still count the silverware just to be sure nothing's missing.

[JHB]

126. The guest rooms are being audited so he can't see them.

[Cha]

132. Right.. all 52 Royal Bedrooms!

Link to tweet

[JHB]

133. ... continually, since at least 2015