Somebody's going to be sending out for fast food fix tonight: Royal State Banquet Menu

[hlthe2b]

Sounds delicious to me, but Trump? I rather doubt it.

The menu for the banquet includes steamed fillet of halibut with watercress mousse, asparagus spears and chervil sauce, as well as new season Windsor lamb with herb stuffing, spring vegetables and port sauce. For dessert, they’ll be served strawberry sable with lemon verbena cream, fresh fruits, petit fours and coffee.

[keithbvadu2]

1. Hamberders... I want hamberders.

[imanamerican63]

2. They have a McDonalds' around the corner!

[CatMor]

3. A bucket of KFC and ...

chocolate cake with 2 scoops.

[Solly Mack]

4. Just give him a bottle of ketchup.

Snort

[TruckFump]

25. OMG...I started laughing so hard on your post!

I was picturing Dotard in the tux shaking the ketchup bottle with a loose top and, SMACK, all of the royals and Mel get hit with that lovely bright red sauce!

[Solly Mack]

27. I can see that happening.

[hlthe2b]

31. The dangers of wearing WHITE with a total and absolute...

BOOR!

[edbermac]

44. What's wrong with that?

Ketchup goes with everything.

[Solly Mack]

52. Heh.

No.

[grumpyduck]

5. I hope someone clued them in on some of the traditions

like, when the Queen stops eating, everyone has to stop eating. Not doing so, especially at a state dinner, would be a huge faux pas.

Hmmmm...

On the other hand, I hope nobody clued them in.

[BigmanPigman]

6. He don't care 'bout no stinkin traditions.

[TruckFump]

26. LOL

Dotard would ask her for her plate since he would want something she did not finish!

[johnnyfins]

40. are you gonna eat your fat?

[TruckFump]

41. LOL..

..the sad part, I have no doubt he would do that!!!!

[George II]

45. Oh my....hahaha! On my first date with my ultimate wife I was nervous and with no appetite...

After we were almost finished, she leaned over, pointing at my half-full plate and said, "you gonna eat that?"

We've been together 25 years now.

[MineralMan]

54. Perfect.

My first wife, from whom I parted peacefully, at our first time out together, said, "I'm ordering something with lots of garlic. If we're going to be fooling around later, you might want to do the same."

I knew right then we'd work out as a couple, and so we did for 17 years.

[Evolve Dammit]

46. Spaulding!!! @#(!!%

[The Genealogist]

56. We'll be lucky if he doesn't lick his plate clean

and ask for two scoops of ice cream

[dawnie51]

7. Seriously?

There is nothing happenstance about this menu. It is tailor made to irritate Dump. I can't imagine him eating two spoonfuls of anything that is listed here. He doesn't eat veggies, other than potato's, lamb is a mystery to him, he doesn't do alcohol. Fresh fruit? Not from the looks of him. Whoever did the menu is a genius

[katmondoo]

9. The Queen does the menu, she is a genius

[inanna]

8. I must say I have never tried....

strawberry sable with lemon verbena cream.

Hell, I've never tried watercress mousse either.

Sounds interesting though.....

[hlthe2b]

12. the Queen is very big on "tea biscuit cakes" and layered desserts like that apparently...

I saw this recipe for her absolute favorite:


Queen Elizabeth’s Favorite Cake: Chocolate Biscuit Cake

“This chocolate biscuit cake is Her Royal Majesty the Queen’s favorite afternoon tea cake by far,” chef Darren McGrady, The Royal Chef and former personal chef to Queen Elizabeth II, told TODAY Food. “This cake is probably the only one that is sent into the royal dining room again and again until it has all gone.”

“It is her favorite cake that she eats until it is all gone,” says McCrady. “If there is anything left when she has it at Buckingham Palace, it then goes to Windsor Castle so she can finish it there. I use to travel on the train from London to Windsor Castle with the biscuit cake in a tin on my knee. It was half eaten.”

It actually looks pretty simple (if you can find the 'tea biscuits' : https://theroyalchef.com/queen-elizabeths-favorite-cake-chocolate-biscuit-cake/

[KatyaR]

38. Amazon has them.

https://www.amazon.com/Mc-Vities-McVities-Rich-Biscuits-x/dp/B000VJLARC

I was sold when the recipe said "rich dark chocolate."

#givemesumofthatcake

[TeamPooka]

53. and now I'm hungry

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. A Trump royal dinner: Burger King and White Castle.

Our president: a king in his castle.

[LonePirate]

11. Other than the coffee, that entire meal sounds wonderful.

[hlthe2b]

14. Sit by me. I'll take your coffee.

[Bob Loblaw]

13. Trump questions the menu...

"Is the watercress mousse any good for hair?"

[BlueTsunami2018]

15. Honestly, I'd be ordering a pizza later too.

I don’t like fish or lamb. None of this is appealing to me. Does this make me an uncouth troll like him? I think not,

[hlthe2b]

19. If you'd eaten as much rubber chicken at conference dinners and similar events as some of us...

That menu looks like mana from heaven.

Poorly prepared fish or lamb would turn off most people. My guess is the preparation here might well make a fan out of you...

[BlueTsunami2018]

22. That's entirely possible.

I’d imagine it’s all top of the line. I’m not saying I’d be rude and not eat it but at first first glance I’d be apprehensive. It’s probably fantastically prepared.

[DashOneBravo]

29. It's not appealing to me either.

But it’s just an opportunity for us to poke fun at them.

[Ilsa]

39. I'd be willing to try it.

Any of it, all of it.

I wonder what Charles ate because he's a vegetarian or vegan, I can never remember.

[hlthe2b]

55. I'd guess the future King could have a special request menu...LOL

[IcyPeas]

16. had to look up strawberry sable....

yummmmm. do you pick it up and eat it? do you squish it with a fork? LOL trump won't have a clue how to go about this.

[IcyPeas]

17. watercress mousse:

[inanna]

20. Oh. Hmm.

Yeah. Not to sure about the watercress mousse thing.

The strawberry sable image you posted looks divine though.

[DashOneBravo]

32. Mmm

That looks like what the horse next door threw up. After my daughter was feeding it a bunch of green apples.

[smirkymonkey]

18. What? No McDonald's? No greasy slop?

Will he be able to choke down the relatively healthy food?

[suffragette]

21. Yum. Love all the herbal additions. Can't imagine Trump liking any of it.

[ProudLib72]

23. I will take some halibut please

I won't do the lamb. What will they do when he refuses everything but the petit fours and then demands seconds, even thirds? "Well, Donny Doodoo, we thought of that. We are bringing in a wheelbarrow full of cake and ice cream for you."

[brewens]

24. Three out of the four guys I know that are still like little kid picky eaters are total

jackwagons! The one that's cool is not quite as picky as the other guys. I can't say I ever met a woman that was like that.

One of the guys was at least cool about warning us if we were going through a drive-thru. He'd say mine's gonna make us wait if we go there. So at least we had our chance to decide to just go in or go to a pizza place or something like that if we weren't in a hurry.

[saidsimplesimon]

28. "new season Windsor lamb with herb stuffing"

Sorry Vegans, this sounds delicious.

[JudyM]

36. Nope. Positively awful.

Everything else sounds positively delicious though!
But not worth dressing up for.

[SoCalNative]

30. Pretty sure

that they have installed a temporary McD's and KFC in the embassy...

[magicarpet]

49. Malaria packed up KFC and MickyDee's in the suitcases...

... hubby trDump likes his fast food two days old and at room temperature. Nothing fancy for donnie White Trash. Thx Queenie Lizzie.

[struggle4progress]

33. "Before I taste this stuff, I have to wait and see if Melanie dies from eating it. Gerbil sauce?

Nobody knows what's in that. It smells like a plot by the Democrats. Petty floors? We're eating off the floors now? I'll just wait and see if Melanie dies"

[JoeOtterbein]

34. Some said they were having French-style food and he thought they meant...

...French Fries!

[Gothmog]

37. What-no hamberders??

[X_Digger]

42. Meh, I'd be ordering out as well.

Nothing there interests me, other than dessert.

[Buns_of_Fire]

43. "Hey, Your Majesty, you gonna eat that?"

This dinner has SO many opportunities for Comrade Fishylips to make a damned fool of himself, it's simply thrilling!

[Evolve Dammit]

47. Actually it sounds amazing, but for Drumpf they should substitute tofu for the lamb.

[Dem2theMax]

48. Lordy, I wish there was film of drumpf trying to eat this dinner.

Put it on a loop and play it over and over and over and over.

[JDC]

50. That menu sounds awesome.

[Initech]

51. Good luck getting Chump to memorize what all those forks and knives are for!

I can see him going "Hey! What's this long fork for? Scratching my ass???".

[world wide wally]

57. Do they have to feed his whole entourage?

That is a waste of good food.

[GoCubsGo]

59. Probably, although his toadies probably have more refined tastes than that asshole.

Still, anything spent on them is a waste, regardless.

[GoCubsGo]

58. I wish that was my dinner.

Preferably, the halibut. Sad that it was wasted on that fuckstick.

[hlthe2b]

60. I had plain yogurt, some left over beans & rice and an Atkins "snack" bar

Not quite the mouth-watering effect, but I know mine was cheaper. LOL

[GoCubsGo]

61. LOL!! And, I thought my dinner was lame.

I had a tub of Chicken of the Sea Infusions Thai Chili tuna with some Asian-style sauteed spinach. Also much cheaper, and still better than fast food. That's what I get for not taking anything out of the freezer.