On Thursday Night, there's a slot for a "mystery" speaker.

[cali]

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2012/08/27/who-is-thursdays-mystery-convention-speaker/

I'm going with La Palin.

[Flashmann]

1. I'm going with

Someone who is racist,sexist,homophobic,afraid of science,greedy,condecending and extremely factually challenged.....

[cali]

3. you like to play it safe, eh?

[Flashmann]

5. LOL....Yeah

Maybe I can narrow it down a little..The mystery speaker also suffers from accute inability to speak any semblance of truth.....

[FSogol]

2. It'll be a Reagan seance.

[Avalux]

18. How about a Reagan holograph?

A seance isn't flashy enough; they'll put the dead man on stage.

[FSogol]

19. Ron Headrest?

[dipsydoodle]

4. Spoiler

The mystery speaker will the butler who used a candlestick in the library.

[CJCRANE]

6. It's probably the Trumpster's "surprise" guest appearance.

He probably didn't like the idea of being canceled so muscled his way back onto the schedule.

[MrScorpio]

7. Think Medicare nt

[lpbk2713]

8. Shit-for-Brains

The only mysterious part is whether or not they can dry him out.

[Sheepshank]

30. **BINGO**

[KinMd]

9. Mitt's dog perhaps?

[WI_DEM]

10. It's not going to be anybody like Palin or Trump who have high negatives...

rather it will be some 'star' who is universally popular like Clint Eastwood.

[maddezmom]

11. Ron Paul

[Blue Meany]

12. They previously said there would be a Democratic speaker...

I'm guessing this is a Democrat or former-Democrat who will lambast Obama (Leibowitz?).

[cali]

16. The Dem speaker is Davis who isn't a dem anymore anyway

[DesertRat]

13. Darth Cheney? nt

[Tikki]

17. Or Lynn or Liz Cheney....

Tikki

[Historic NY]

14. They must be digging up Zell Miller...

had to check he is still this side of the grass.

[Z_I_Peevey]

33. I could go for Will Forte as Zell Miller

I'll bet he could get a few veins a-poppin.

[Thrill]

15. Lieberman? lol

[Greybnk48]

20. I'm hoping for Chuck Norris, or Orly Taits, or Sly Stallone.

Maybe I'll add Ahhhnold to the mix. Four way tie. LOL!

[WI_DEM]

21. pure speculation, of course, but I think it might be Ed Rendell...

to counter the Republicans endorsing Obama at our convention. Rendell has been consistently stabbing Obama in the back since 2008.

[Historic NY]

22. I doubt it he led the anti-Rmoney protesters in Pa.

[Ruby the Liberal]

23. Hrm - my Twitter thinks it is a hologram of St Ronnie.

They wouldn't be that stupid, would they?

[slackmaster]

24. Elton John

[librechik]

25. Giuliani? Trump? Limbaugh?

no that would be too much.

[DearAbby]

26. Limbaugh...the defacto leader of the GOP

Or Norquist.

[WCGreen]

27. Potsie and Ralph Mouth...

[KharmaTrain]

28. Here They Are:

The first choice:



doing the warm-up for:

[kestrel91316]

29. Dubya dried out enough to speak publicly??

[LongTomH]

31. One of these guys?

Hannibal Lector?



Lord Valdemort?



Darth Vader?

[Fozzledick]

32. Isn't it obvious?

[Tom Ripley]

34. With the aid of Temple magic, Romney will raise Reagan from the dead (call him Assarus)