GOP To Feature "dead-silent female Republicans" with "if possible, slightly more cleavage"

[kpete]

GOP Convention To Feature Strong Lineup Of Conservative Women Listeners

TAMPA, FL—On the eve of the Republican National Convention, GOP
officials have announced that the three-day event will feature a solid,
all-star lineup of the party’s most prominent female listeners. “A
veritable who’s who of conservative women are scheduled to stand on the
convention floor and listen attentively to what each male speaker has to
say about the major issues facing our country,” RNC communications
director Sean Spicer said Monday, confirming that an impressive variety
of blond, smiling women with perfectly maintained hair and jewelry will
be on prominent display and seated near television cameras. “I would say
this is one of the most impressive rosters of dead-silent female
Republicans wearing nice dresses that we’ve ever had at the convention.”
Spicer also reassured convention-goers that the solid roster of women
listeners had all been informed not to get in the way too much and, if
possible, to show slightly more cleavage.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/gop-convention-to-feature-strong-lineup-of-conserv,29339/

[hobbit709]

1. The line between satire and reality gets so blurred

That it's hard to tell if it's the Onion or reality because it sounds so plausible given events lately.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. I know, right?

If it weren't for the link, I would suspect this was not satire.

[Angry Dragon]

3. Minnesota republicans a few years back did do something like this

They made a list of photos of their hot republican women

[central scrutinizer]

4. Where is the Klondike Kardashian?

I guess she and Bush/Cheney are personae non grata

[Brother Buzz]

5. At best, she'll phone it in

You've heard of phone sex, no?

[alterfurz]

6. an everyday occurence now...