What the hell is that? A teleprompter?

[NightWatcher]

But I thought only Kenyan Muslims used them, NOOOOOOOO

[valerief]

1. It's okay if you're a white Xtian--or Mormon--Republican male.

See how expansive the party is? Mormons are as good a Xtians in their cloistered, moneyed world.

[wordpix]

2. Prince Penis presides over teleprompter & rows of empty seats behind

Wow, whatta crowd to hear him speak.

[n2doc]

3. you know, they are prepared, in case Obama shows up!

No self respecting Repub would ever even look at one of those!

[lpbk2713]

4. "LOOK GRIM AND POUND GAVEL"

They have to have it all spelled out for them.
"Hooked on phonics works for me!"

[librechik]

5. come on, only girly men need telepprompters. It's a music stand

Romney will sing and Ann will play the flute for their pageant talent segment.

[BadgerKid]

6. No need for teleprompter

if your MO consists of scratching yourself, grunting, and flinging poo.