Whenever Louie Gohmert opens his mouth, the rest of America instantly becomes the guy on the right.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

[Siwsan]

1. Yup!

[Sneederbunk]

2. Or thinks Texass.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. ROFL! I'd love to know exactly what he was thinking, but

it had to be something along the lines of, "Where did they find this numbnuts?" or "I wish I were doing something else right now. Anything else." or "Have I died and gone to Hell?"

[maddiemom]

33. The strangest thing about Gohmert which is rarely EVER mentioned...

During the Seventies, he lived in the Soviet Union as an exchange student. You'd think he'd be more sophisticated OR use it more to defend his right wing views....OR, maybe he's the most successful mole ever. For what purpose, I'm not sure.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

34. Unless his weapons-grade stupidity is really just a brilliant act,

he wouldn't be a very good spy.

[demtenjeep]

4. all I can think of when I see this is the game Gooy Louie

where kids pick buugers out a nose until one pops and the brain bursts out

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. The show Alpha House featured a dimwitted Republican Senator named Louis Laffer.

And I'm pretty sure there was no coincidence in who inspired the character.

[QED]

17. That's a great program.

I enjoyed it so much.

It's on amazon for those not familiar with it.

[hedda_foil]

23. I actually think Laffer was Pence.

[IronLionZion]

19. I didn't believe that was a real game

so I googled

[demtenjeep]

29. yes and it was in my home for years when my children were little

believe it was a daughter's request to get it

[wasupaloopa]

5. What about the voters who elect him? Don't they have a clew about they are not getting

Intelligent representation?

[irisblue]

9. He's been their rep since 2005. They know what they got

Texas 1

Just like Gym Jordan , Ohio 4 knows who they keep reelecting.

[47of74]

20. Or Steve King (R-racist dipshit)

[superpatriotman]

11. His constituency is truly to blame

As are all constituents of daffy congresscritters.

They don't just walk into their jobs.

[TxVietVet]

18. He reflects his constituency.

A giant bunch of dumbfux.

[True Blue American]

6. LOL

[50 Shades Of Blue]

7. Priceless!

[underpants]

10. Oh that's too funny

[StarfishSaver]

12. LOL!

[George II]

13. That's beautiful, great observation.

[SunSeeker]

14. LOL

[trueblue2007]

15. i can't stand him !!!

[rurallib]

16. Almost looks like he practiced that look to get it perfect

and he did get it perfect

[Fritz Walter]

21. The diverse "plaid shirt guy"

This wasn't a campaign rally in Montana, but the similarity is striking.

All that was needed to make this complete was for Gohmert (Pyle) to pronounce "anonymous" as "anomenous."

[Penn Voter]

22. Louie Gomer

the south bound end of a north bound horse!

[Cyrano]

24. Many politicians have parks or buildings named after them

Louie Gohmert will break the mold.

Henceforth, whenever someone passes gas, the term "fart" will no longer apply.

It will be said that someone just cut a Gohmert.

As always, the stench will be the clue.

[Marthe48]

25. Thought of the I'm with stupid tee shirt

ubtil I saw the picture. LOL

[VOX]

26. Pinheads gotta pinhead.

And Louie’s cephalic index is far too micro for any significant measurement.

[Funtatlaguy]

27. That needs to be plastered everywhere that Gohmert goes

[Gothmog]

28. K&R

[walkingman]

30. As a Texan I can tell you without a doubt he is a total lunatic. The scary thing is there

are a lot of Texans that think like him. Like they say....“Texas – It's Like a Whole Nuther Country”.

[Skittles]

32. yup

when I first moved to Texas I would see bumper stickers saying, "If you ain't Texan you ain't shit" - I would ask the car driver, isn't that saying if you ARE Texan you ARE shit? They NEVER understood what I was saying.

[PatrickforO]

36. Honestly...you're lucky to come out that particular question alive.

Texas is pretty scary, but hey, we've got some for-profit concentration camps down there now! There's even one under an overpass. And, don't forget that Texas does have Gohmert.

[Skittles]

38. aw f***

they.....ain't shit

[czarjak]

41. Nutter!

[stuffmatters]

31. Semper Asparagusbrains

[PatrickforO]

35. LOL, absolutely!

Gohmert is such a moron that I don't know how he successfully dresses himself each day.

[betsuni]

37. LOL

[GarColga]

39. Louie Gohmert, video bomber

[progressoid]

40. What the hell???