Melania is to Jackie O

[malaise]

as Honey Boo Boo is to Shirley Temple

Melania is to Jackie O as

[rampartc]

1. mr ed is to secretariat.

[malaise]

2. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Scared the kitten laughing

[Green Line]

9. This isn't going to be topped

[ProudLib72]

21. Fuck that. At least Mr Ed could speak English!

[jberryhill]

31. He was kind of the smarter of the two

I mean, would you rather spend your afternoon with Mr. Ed or Secretariat?

Then again, Mr. Ed is something of a joke.

[forgotmylogin]

66. Mr. Ed also didn't marry Donald. (n/t)

[debsy]

69. That's what I'm sayin'!

[MBS]

119. + 100

[Solly Mack]

3. As Kraft cheese slices is to Blue Stilton

[malaise]

5. Heheheheh

as Sarah Sanders is to the truth

[Peace06]

94. Malaise

Best one! So right on both!

[hlthe2b]

4. as Colt 45 is to Dom Perignone champagne

[malaise]

7. As Evian is to

Don the Con's piss

[Dennis Donovan]

6. ...Trump is to JFK.

Yeah, I know. I didn't work too hard on that one.

[malaise]

8. That wrote itself

[Caliman73]

10. Melania is to Jackie O as...

A ford Pinto is to a Bentley

[malaise]

13. Hehehehhe

As a head of hair is to the Con's comb over

[spooky3]

127. LOL! Malaise, you're on a roll!

And—who will win Wimbledon this year?

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

131. A paint-by-numbers Mona Lisa is to the real thing.

[Beringia]

11. Playboy is to the New Yorker

[malaise]

16. Hehehehhe

[forgotmylogin]

64. I see your Playboy and raise you a Hustler.

Playboy actually had intelligent content.

Perhaps even better: Jackie O is to Melania as Playboy is to Hustler.

[hlthe2b]

12. As "NASTY" is to "Classy"

:

?4

[malaise]

15. Choking with laughter

Damn!!

[SummerSnow]

73. Is that Air Force 1?

[NRaleighLiberal]

14. Gollum is to Frodo. As a Gremlin is to a Tesla.

As whooping cough is to Joni Mitchell.

[malaise]

17. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Ohiogal]

18. As Snooki is to Grace Kelly.

[Firestorm49]

19. As much disdain as I have for the fool in the Oval Office,

Melania was dragged into this mess. I view her as a victim of this sham of an administration. As such, I’ll cut her some slack.

[Totally Tunsie]

26. IMO - Nahhhhh, she knew her life wouldn't be pretty when she married that a$$hole.

Then she went on to be a birther, "didn't care" when it was necessary, and has been sponging off the American taxpayer for 2 1/2 years. She gets no slack from me, but you're welcome to your opinion.

[malaise]

44. Ditto - from that foreigner who was an illegal attacked Obama

with that birther shit - she gets no slack from me. She had some nerve.

[MFGsunny]

98. double ditto here

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

33. When you marry for money you earn every penny of it.

But I think she sold herself cheap. There isn't enough money in the world to get me to climb into bed with ... that.

[3catwoman3]

113. Not enough money to even be in the same room for any reason.

If ever there was an persuasive argument for abstinence/celibacy, Cadet Bonespurs is it.

[Skittles]

50. LOL, please

she is a gold digger who has enabled Donald for a long time

Link to tweet

[malaise]

56. Please is right

Fuck that illegal alien birther

[Skittles]

93. people act as if she is being held hostage

she could have left a long time ago but she loves money more than she hates Donald

fuck her "I don't care" plastic ass

[homegirl]

59. Very few will

admit it. Melania is Donald's "control." She is put there by Putin and does her job well.

[2naSalit]

115. +1

[Botany]

118. Makes sense to me

She is his handler.

[Butterflylady]

20. As ignorance is to knowledge

[ProudLib72]

22. As a piece of used toilet paper is to a Rembrant

And that TP was used by none other than...IT.

[Alwaysna]

47. I heard he doesn't use tp. He uses the U.S. constitution!

[George II]

62. Bazinga!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

23. As a Fine Wine is to Boone's Farm.....

There is no comparison.

Melania Trump will NEVER attain the status of a Jackie Kennedy.

[hlthe2b]

24. I think you have your order wrong. Melania: Jackie is as "fine wine is to Boone's farm"?

[panader0]

25. Funny replies---but hard to top the Honey Boo Boo/Shirley Temple example.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. Melania is to Jackie O

as Ted Nugent is to Luciano Pavarotti.
Thomas Kinkade is to Caravaggio.
Louie Gohmert is to Stephen Hawking.

[peacefreak2.0]

28. As Forest Gump

Is to Stephen Hawking.

[malaise]

39. or the Con himself

[erpowers]

29. Has Anyone Started a Twitter Hashtag?

Has anyone started a twitter hashtag? I would be shocked if someone has not started a twitter hashtag about this issue.

[malaise]

37. I'm not on Twitter

Should be fun

[Totally Tunsie]

30. ...as an STD is to virginity.

[GoCubsGo]

32. Apparently, that imbecile doesn't know how she became Jackie "O."?

I guess he doesn't understand that she remarried after her president husband was assassinated? What. A. Fucking. Goddamn. Moron.

[CentralMass]

109. Great point.

[liberaltrucker]

34. As Stormy Daniels is to Meryl Streep

[malaise]

38. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[dchill]

42. OMG!

[Leghorn21]

58. Aw, YEAH!!

trucker shoots, trucker scores!!!

[erpowers]

35. Melania Trump is to Jackie O

Melania Trump is to Jackie O as sweet water is to Cristal champagne.

[kozar]

36. as my lil girl's real dad,

who ran away as he told her mom" I will not having anything to do with that thing" to me,,who adopted her when she turned 20 years old.. I know it is a personal story,,but it is that kind of stark in my mind. There's just no comparison,, unless we go with "that thing" comparable to "it"

Koz

[malaise]

41. There's just no comparison

unless we go with "that thing" comparable to "it"

Nicely played and welcome to DU

[kozar]

76. ty malaise

I try to make my posts relate-able,, but sometimes I need to explain what is obvious in my mind.. Glad my brain came through in text


Koz

[MLAA]

78. 👏🏻👏🏼👏🏾👏🏿👏🏿

[dchill]

40. ...as mushrooms are to cucumbers.

[MontanaMama]

102. Eeeewwwwww.

I see what you did there.

[malchickiwick]

43. Plan 9 From Outer Space is to Casablanca

[jayschool2013]

45. This

[lillypaddle]

57. OMFG

My eyes! My eyes!

[jayschool2013]

60. I know, right?

Patrick Swayze's hair is ridiculously awful!

[malaise]

61. Howling with laugh

[Talitha]

46. Melania is to Jackie O...

Melania is the toilet paper hanging on Shitler's shoe.
Jackie O is our Constitution.

[Alwaysna]

48. As Mardi grass beads are to the hope diamond.

[malaise]

52. Holy Shit

I haven't laughed this hard in ages

[MLAA]

82. Good one!

[Mosby]

49. as spam is to tenderloin

[malaise]

53. You folks are good

[ananda]

51. ... plastic is to genuine.

nt

[malaise]

63. and she sure is plastic

[50 Shades Of Blue]

54. Hustler is to House Beautiful magazine

[malaise]

55. That one is deep

on several levels

[catbyte]

65. as a fish is to a bicycle.

[CatWoman]

67. saw a new name for her on Twitter

"Jackie Ho"

[malaise]

68. Oh shit

KABOOM!

[CatWoman]

123. ...

[IMG][/IMG]

[malaise]

124. Too good

[Atticus]

89. I'm sure you owe several people new keyboards! nt

[MrsCheaplaugh]

96. Funny, man.

[Persondem]

70. I like playing these games ... as a fart is to

Chanel #5

as vinegar is to prosecco

as cube steak is to rib eye

as an outhouse is to the White House (pre 2017)

as pong is to a PS 4

[malaise]

74. ROFL

[debsy]

71. ... as a Morgan is to an Oyster (yacht)

... as Captain Crunch is to a yogurt-granola parfait.
... as Mad Dog 40 is to Château Lafite Rothschild.
... as a slug is to a swan. -> Although that is an insult to slugs.

[malaise]

75. This thread is a hoot

[marble falls]

72. Dianna Dors was to Jayne Mansfield. Donald Trump was to Barrack Obama ...

(or Franklyn Pierce for that matter).

[debsy]

79. BRAVO! Donald Trump was to Barrack Obama

[True Blue American]

105. Perfect!

[malaise]

88. LOL

[SummerSnow]

77. The Kennedy years were called Camelot. The Trump years will be called Camelfart

[MLAA]

81. 👏🏻👏🏿👏🏾

[3catwoman3]

117. Or maybe...

...camel toe.

[SummerSnow]

80. Hmm, why don't they compare her to a conservative first lady?

[True Blue American]

104. Barbara Bush

Or Nancy Reagan?

[defacto7]

83. as Elagabalus is to Ashurbanirpal

(I'm sorry)

[certainot]

122. you stole mine!

[defacto7]

125. but it was such an obvious one I had to make sure I got it first.

[malaise]

132. I need help on this one

[spooky3]

128. As hamberders are to French cuisine Nt

[redstatebluegirl]

84. As mad dog 2020 is to Oban 18

[JenniferJuniper]

85. cold beans on burnt toast

to filet mignon and lobster tail

[sandensea]

86. As Trump is to JFK.

"I like presidents who weren't shot, ok?"

[defacto7]

87. as Benny Hill is to Anthony Hopkins

[Takket]

90. Gomer Pyle is to George S. Patton

[Atticus]

91. An air kiss is to a long, slow, wet, soul-caressing, "Oh, my God! Let's---" kiss. nt

[malaise]

92. Ha

[Different Drummer]

95. Dumpster Fire Don is to Neil deGrasse Tyson. n/t

[UpInArms]

97. As Limburger is to brie

And she is definitely a cheese that smells awful

[Pachamama]

99. Maybe Melanie can be Melania P. In future

...and marry Billionaire Putin....

A real Billionaire

[Sugar Smack]

100. "Hello Kitty" is to Paul Cezanne

[malaise]

116. Hehehehehehe

[TruckFump]

101. As spanx is to a toned body!

[JHB]

103. Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka is to Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka

[spanone]

106. K&R...👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[lark]

107. I got it - she's to Jackie O -

What cubic zirconias are to diamonds, virtually worthless and totally fake in all ways.

[malaise]

114. Hehehehee

In stitches here

[Freethinker65]

108. Perhaps Trump was equating Melania with "the story of O" and misspoke?

[JHB]

111. That would require him ever hearing about the Story of O...

...and not thinking it was the history of an oaty breakfast cereal.

Too high a bar to clear.

[Stuart G]

110. As a beat up, wrecked, old Ford, is to a brand new Rolls Royce

[Demonaut]

112. hot sauce tacos to my burning ass six hours later

[BootinUp]

120. As Jeff Spicoli is to Will Hunting.

[Dr Vegas]

121. Apologies to Lyle Lovett

"If Ford is to Chevrolet
What Dodge is to Chrysler
What Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties
What the clear blue sky is to the deep blue sea
What Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong"

[walkingman]

126. Class versus Crass

[malaise]

133. A picture tells 1,000 words

Nice

[Olafjoy]

129. I have to confess

I like Hello Kitty, Captain Crunch, and Spanx🤦🏼‍♀️

Motel 6 is to the Ritz

[Doreen]

130. Nice smelling perfume ( pick your favorite )

compared to a pile of fresh crap.