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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsProfiles in Crazy, LXXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Don't look so gloomy, guys, I'm going to fix all our problems: Iran, North Korea, trade-talks stalled, the Middle East, Russian aggression, and signs of an economic downturn. . . . The one answer to all those problems? . . . . Round up aliens by the hundreds of thousands and shipped them back to whatever shit-hole country they came from. . . . And suddenly all those other stories are old and boring. . . . We've got nothing to worry about."
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Profiles in Crazy, LXXXIX. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Jun 2019
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underpants
(195,571 posts)1. *cough* *cough*
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(195,571 posts)2. Didn't you see my ratings on the ABC special? Highest ever!
Ive never gotten higher ratings on an ABC special. HOOOG!
muntrv
(14,505 posts)3. My hands are bigly!
skip fox
(19,502 posts)4. D.T. continues:
2020 will be a cake walk, no sweat, I can win blindfolded. All the polls are giving me numbers you'd expect in Russia or someplace like that. . . . Can you believe it?"
