*** RNC Thread #3 (more macaronics) ***

[Wednesdays]

Continuation from Thread #2:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021220125

If you're masochistic enough to watch, it's on C-SPAN live or online live here:
http://www.c-span.org/RNC/Live/

[highplainsdem]

1. I don't think that speech succeeded in "humanizing" Mitt.

[nc4bo]

2. Christie is disgusting. Let's hear more about New Jersey Gov. nt.

[StrictlyRockers]

3. That guy looks like a bowling ball with legs.

I mean, come on! That is one very big dude!!

[Wednesdays]

4. Now, this is one weird dude.

[highplainsdem]

5. Christie just praised federally subsidized college education.

Talking about his dad going to college on the GI Bill.

[Atman]

10. And single mom took the public bus to work

They built that!

[grantcart]

6. "Are we there yet? Seamus just had an accident and there's all kind of brown stuff on the window".

[highplainsdem]

7. I doubt Springsteen appreciates the mention.

[Politicub]

8. Christie's father's job at the ice cream factory explains a lot

And he's the GOP's great white hope?

[Atman]

16. Great big humungous ginormous hope.

[lonestarnot]

9. Yeah Buseater, we know you're fucking running in 2016, now say something about the jobs motherfucker

[highplainsdem]

11. "We've become paralyzed by the desire to be loved." WTF?

[Wednesdays]

12. He's moving his mouth and making sounds

But is he uttering anything?

[tjdee]

13. So now it's bad to be popular?

Haters much?

[Wednesdays]

19. Up is down, etc.

[lonestarnot]

14. Jobs Jobs Jobs motherfuckers! Where's the fucking jobs? You obstructed the jobs plan!

[sfpcjock]

15. Who knew Christie could say "no"?

[highplainsdem]

17. This speech is a complete shambles so far.

[Wednesdays]

21. There's a speech going on?

[spanone]

18. respect??? bwahahahahahahaa what the fuck is he talking about?

[nc4bo]

20. Christie says yes to his cronies and 1%ers and no to the 99%. He is at least consistent

with that - even if he didn't admit it.

Respect over love - that's what a wife beater says after he's creamed his wife or kids. Respect is earned you jackass!

[potone]

22. What the hell is Christie talking about?

There is no logic to his speech, at least that I can follow? Could someone help me out here?

[highplainsdem]

23. Fierce look: "You see, we are the United States of America."

He just figured that out?

[Atman]

27. He couldn't see it when he looked down.

[Atman]

24. So Ann just spoke about love...Christie says too much love.

They should have compared notes.

This is cookoo-ville.

[tjdee]

25. We have to choose respect over love? Uh, did he check with Ann?

Wasn't her whole speech about "love"???

Ummmmmm..........

[Politicub]

26. This speech makes me think of a high school drama class monologue

Actually, it's worse.

[sfpcjock]

28. "We are the USA" - Thanks for leaving NYC w/a 100 year old tunnel, Christie.

Instead of creating 1000s of new jobs when NJ has 9.8% unemployment. (Moron)

He actually gave away millions to big business, not small business and still lost jobs.

"They did it." and lost 23,000 public sector jobs "doing it." Stick with Nike, Chris, LOL

[MrMickeysMom]

29. Hey, thanks!... Just in time to see that fat fuck

"speak the truth to the teacher's union?"

[Hayabusa]

30. Once more, the Republican war on unions is fought.

[nc4bo]

31. OMG can't believe he's saying teachers were just too powerful. omg. omg.

Gotta bust them down, bust down the unions.

This is one sick, diseased party.

[speedoo]

32. Rethug "rising star"?

Riiiight.

Loser tool, that's what he is.

[highplainsdem]

33. Audience doesn't look very enthusiastic so far.

[MrMickeysMom]

42. I don't think they're following a lot, either...

Lots of white faces that are red with "whoo-hoo's"

And the pathetic RMoney's look even less enthused!

[MrMickeysMom]

34. I say fundamentally reduce the size of his underwear...

What a misguided mouth breather... all the right words... all the fucking lies...

"our seniors"... Nice scare tactics...

[tjdee]

35. Teachers don't teach to become rich or famous---so don't worry about paying them sh**, it's ok. nt

[vanlassie]

51. So we can take advantage of their good intentions and willingness to take money out of their pockets

To buy classroom supplies

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

36. Mr. Creosote needs just one little mint - what harm can one thin little mint do?

[DeltaLitProf]

92. It's wah-fer thin!

n/t

[Hayabusa]

37. We believe in teachers... What a load of crap.

[Politicub]

38. OMG!! Tiny Tim is in the audience

Tip toe, through the tulips...

[MrMickeysMom]

45. LOL

[tjdee]

39. Who does he think belongs to teacher's unions?? Robots?

So much bull coming out of his mouth, sooooo muchhhhh.....

[Wednesdays]

40. "We believe in teachers...picked off the street and paid minimum wage..."

[lonestarnot]

41. Yeah that's why you caused them to be laid off all over the country helichopper.

[Chico Man]

43. he keeps coddling those big boobs

[napi21]

44. I'm one of those seniors he's talking about!

He's right that I'm not greedy, but I worked everyday of my life and PAID INTO SS from every paycheck! Guys like him better dam well keep their dirty hands off SS! That's not greed, it's a return on MY investment for so many years!

[potone]

46. More teacher-bashing.

In the guise of teachers' unions which, in some mysterious way, are the enemies of actual, you know, teachers.

[Wednesdays]

48. And Republican politicians are teachers' best friends

Uh-huh.

[highplainsdem]

47. OMG, what an unbelievably creepy smile on Romney's face after Christie first mentioned him.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

52. Romney always looks like he's smiling through a bout of diarrhea

[Hayabusa]

49. Caesar on his throne...

[sfpcjock]

50. Christie: 62% Half-truths or outright Lies - Politifact

Politifact

http://www.politifact.com/personalities/chris-christie/

[Politicub]

53. Ann Romney looks like she's trying to figure out where she is

Such confusion on her face.

[highplainsdem]

56. Yep. Playing with her hair, rubbing her hands together.

[MrMickeysMom]

74. Out with the little people...

It's so rough!

[likesmountains 52]

61. who are all these loud, sweaty people?

[Politicub]

69. He's nothing but a school yard bully

I can imagine him pushing people down on the playground.

[longship]

99. Here's what she's about.

[highplainsdem]

54. This is a complete failure as a keynote address.

[Auntie Bush]

55. His speech is boring! He's not interesting unless he's bullying someone.

Even Mitt didn't look very interested.

[Hayabusa]

57. Real leaders change polls?

So, real leaders manipulate the public instead of listening to them?

And defeating Obama is like winning WWII? What the fuck!?

[tjdee]

64. "If you'll stand with me, I'll stand with you." Um.... so?

[vanlassie]

84. Just don't stand ON me please!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

75. So does Rasmussen...

[MrMickeysMom]

58. How do you excite a crowd after this goon?

Put an apple in his mouth?

Focus on the one black guy in the audience?

How dare he compare what happened in Nazi Germany. Learn some history lessons...

Yeah, tell you kids to read... nimrod.

[Wednesdays]

63. This whole convention is a classic showcase of lack of education

They're teacher haters, probably from day 1...and it shows!

[MrMickeysMom]

81. Yep...

bust the unions, steal, plan fear.... the truth is whatever the Koch brothers tell them it is... as they cash in...

[likesmountains 52]

59. Even the Romney's look bored...tepid response. Christie is going to implode

or blow a gasket any minute.

[hatrack]

90. Nah, I've come to the conclusion that Mitt always looks like he's undergong a prostate check

The forced smile, the pinched look, the awkward gaze in a slightly unnatural direction . . .

[likesmountains 52]

95. perfect description of his look...

[tjdee]

60. OMFG, dude: YOU ARE IN GOVERNMENT

It drives me nuts when these politicians bitch about 'big government'. Guy--you hold a government position. You are living off taxpayers. I do not see these jokers living in a smaller residence or taking less perks.

UGH.

[vanlassie]

62. Sounds like a football player making a high school speech

Stand strong for freedom!! We are the masters of our destiny!!!!". I will fight with you!!!

[Wednesdays]

78. This was originally a Sarah Palin speech generator

But I think it now can be applied to any GOP politician.
http://www.cricketschirping.com/jsmarkov/palin.html

[MrMickeysMom]

65. I am willing to hear the truth...

but it will not come from Chris Cristie.

Fuck you, Tony!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

66. Most of Christie's speech has been about himself

constantly saying "I" this "I did that" "My this" "my that".

[tjdee]

70. Diane Sawyer just said it took him SEVENTEEN MINUTES to mention Romney.

lol.

[immoderate]

67. He can't pronounce "L." Like Brokaw.

My $.02

--imm

[MrMickeysMom]

72. Also, a NJ thing...

He's got a BMI of about 50, can't pronounce the word, "our" and has probably broken at least 8 of his toilet seats in his too big house while raking in too much money to keep his too fat ass in politics.

[tridim]

68. Tweety's about to unleash the fury.

[Politicub]

71. Rachel rocks! Great assessment of the speech

[Gidney N Cloyd]

77. his "2016 acceptance speech"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

86. those rumors about why he rejected the VP spot seem true

He turned Romney down because he thought he would lose and he wants to run in 2016.

[highplainsdem]

76. Even Fox News is commenting on how odd and self-centered Christie's speech was.

Chris Wallace called it the "most curious" keynote address he ever heard.

[Wednesdays]

88. If that speech helped rMoney one iota

I'll eat my hat. And it's an army helmet.

[akbacchus_BC]

79. I watched for a short while, the GOP is pathetic! nt

[highplainsdem]

80. Howard Fineman is right -- both speeches failed.

[akbacchus_BC]

89. I cannot imagine Americans voting for Mitt, but stranger things

have happened when Bush got elected for a second term! What is wrong with some Americans?

[tjdee]

82. Even Howard Fineman thinks both these speeches were bs.

He says Ann was meh, nothing new, and that Chris Christie was too mean and neither of them said anything very good about .....you know, the dude they're supposed to be there for.

Kind of surprised to hear that coming from Howie.

[highplainsdem]

83. Daily Show is on and much more entertaining....

[MrMickeysMom]

87. I'll bet it is

[Blaukraut]

85. Christie conducted a job interview for 2016 n/t

[Wednesdays]

93. So, which family's going to hire him to be their hit man?

[Chico Man]

91. I believe that was the lamest thing I've ever seen

[vanlassie]

94. Getting back to Ann. Did I hear her say "Mitts dad became a woodworker...

And then head of GM..."

[sammytko]

96. Yes

[vanlassie]

98. Well if a simple woodworker can become head of GM

I guess that settles it. The Romneys work harder than the rest of us. Oh-and she also said Mitt is always helping others! Like she doesn't know WE ALL DO THAT?

[Bobbie Jo]

97. "like Prince Charles visiting New Guinea"

Mathews is cracking me up.

"without the kilt." :rofl"