"I set fire to this house with all these people in it" said the fire chief

[TeamPooka]

"and I need more money to fight fires like this"

"will you put this fire out?" asked the people

"No"

"Will you rescue the people in the house?"

"No."

"Will you at least stop setting houses on fire?

"No."

"Okay, here's your money."

[Blue Owl]

1. That's about it, isn't it...

[TeamPooka]

3. waiting for someone to give me a better analogy...

[Ilsa]

2. It's EXTORTION.

More criminal activity by trump.

[superpatriotman]

4. The arsonist is running the fire department

And the calls are coming from inside the house!

[TeamPooka]

5. and the fire station is burning

[uponit7771]

7. +1

[uponit7771]

6. AMEN!!

[uponit7771]

8. Question: "Why did you vote to fund the arsonist?!?!" Answer: " I did it for the children!!"

[Glimmer of Hope]

9. I need to know what the chief did with the

money we already gave him.

[TeamPooka]

10. he bought kerosene and set the house on fire.