Sarah Sanders is "reportedly writing a memoir." Let's help her come up with a title.

[Miles Archer]

The Washington Post
@washingtonpost

Sarah Sanders is reportedly writing a memoir about her time in the Trump administration

Link to tweet

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. Lying Sack of Shit: My Days In The Trump White House......

Would take 5 minutes tops to read.

[trueblue2007]

29. A$$-Hole: I lied EVERY day i worked in the White House.

[BeyondGeography]

2. Lying for the Lord

[meadowlander]

3. Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

[Dennis Donovan]

4. "Truth! What a Concept."

Hat tip to Robin Williams.

[matt819]

5. Big Little Lies is already taken (nt)

[lapfog_1]

6. Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

oh wait, that title is taken already

[ReformedGOPer]

18. Sorry, just saw this after I wrote the same response.

[Zoonart]

7. Blowing Smoke in the Spindizzy.

[underpants]

9. Marketing strategy: only $9.99 with the purchase of a Chink-fil-a meal

[LanternWaste]

10. Lipstick on a Pig

Now... the only question reaming is does the title apply to Sanders or Trump?

[Totally Tunsie]

11. "Pinocchio Was An Amateur"

[DFW]

12. "She Who Lies With Dogs....."

I think the rest is understood. Right?

[C_U_L8R]

13. The idiots guide to double talk

[lame54]

14. To Kill a Truthful Word

[ReformedGOPer]

15. Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them. Ooops, already taken by Sen. Al Franken.

[wendyb-NC]

16. Abstract diversion, and

other ways to deconstruct reality for an audience of the very few.

[SoCalDem]

17. "The Smoky Eyes Have it"

[DFW]

19. I already have the theme song to the film

[True Dough]

20. Miss Leading: How I showed up Sean Spicer

Available in books on tape, but ear protection is recommended!

[lunatica]

25. Or "Miss Information" Speshulist.

[sprinkleeninow]

21. Today only!! Free stereo with purchase of SS's new release on 8 track cassette:

"I Still Got Bigly Infestation of Fleas From My White House Job"

Today only at 'Snake Oil and More', everyone's favorite outlet for whatever.

[malaise]

22. Smokey Lies: The (Eye)SHADOW Knows!

[Jeroen]

23. Smoke and Mirrors n/t

[lunatica]

24. Despicable Me

[Behind the Aegis]

26. "Say it again, Sam or How I Created Truth."

Paraphrasing another Vlad...

A lie, told often enough, becomes the truth. - Lenin

[tblue37]

27. Al Franken has already used "Lying Liars and the Lies They Tell." nt

[CatMor]

28. Something to put me to sleep at night ..

instead of sleeping pills. What a real snooze that book will be.

[dem4decades]

30. Shameless

[Blue Owl]

31. Huck Fin

n/t

[malaise]

32. You mean

Huck Fin(ished)?

[Blue Owl]

33. Exactamundo!

[malaise]

35. You're on a roll

[Takket]

34. Lies: And the lying liars who tell them

oops, that is already taken

How about: Smokey Eye, Black Soul: How I cast aside ANY sort of self respect and honor to serve the orange tyrant.

[USALiberal]

36. "I'll have to get back to you on that" nt

[Hoyt]

37. Pearls on Swine.