How Would You Feel if I Were Your Daughter?

[sheshe2]

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. Rump is a piece of shit, obviously. What I wanna know is why do we have

45 million pieces of shit who do NOT care about that kid?

[sheshe2]

3. No clue Eliot.

Perhaps it is the fact that they are just the wrong color.

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. It all comes back to race. Based solely on pigmentation nearly half our population makes

decisions that are never in their best interest.

It is NOT going to change. A minority party is running the show and with gerrymandering I suppose we will lose the House soon too.

I like what George Carlin said

[sheshe2]

5. Yes, well...

In the near future the majority will be the minority and the minority the majority. Fact is the majority are shitting their pants.

[Ferrets are Cool]

6. And it is even worse....

40 million of them consider themselves "christians". Yes, morans, WWJD?

[gratuitous]

2. That's the kind of thing that puts another cartoonist on the unemployment line

Apparently these things just sort of happen. We can't be pointing fingers and blaming anyone, and really, is it truly all that bad for those kids, they're in America, what could be better, and their parents are total criminals for breaking the law and, and, and . . .

Like the meme says, if you've ever wondered what you might have done living in Nazi Germany in 1934 or so, you're doing it now.

[aikoaiko]

7. Cringey, but accurate.

[sheshe2]

8. Everything he has done is cringey.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. He would probably feel under the shirt and below the waist.

[Crunchy Frog]

11. He only likes daughters who are "hot".