Last night it all became clear to me....
The GOP Convention is a dud because their candidates and ideas are duds. If we GOTV and prevent Romney from winning, the future of the GOP is pretty grim. So without further ado: Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2016 Republican Primary!
The part of Herman Cain will be played by Artur Davis
The part of Rick Perry will be played by Ken Cucinnelli
The part of Newt Gingrich will be played Bobby Jindal
The part of Ron Paul will be played by Rand Paul
The part of Rick Santorum will be played by Mike Hukabee
The part of Tim Pawlenty will be played by Ben Quayle or Bob McDonnell
The part of Donald Trump will be played by Chris Christe
The part of Mitt Romney will be played by Jeb Bush
The Democratic convention, on the other hand, will rock with optimism and excellent candidates such as Martin O'Malley and Elizabeth Warren. They'll promote actual plans and visions. Absent will be shill barking lectures, attempts to polish turds, and flushed face anger.