Oh no! There's a flash flood watch for DC and vicinity!:

[Kingofalldems]

Link to tweet

[RHMerriman]

1. Do Trumps float?

God knows they're gaseous enough...

[cilla4progress]

14. Only if

poop does....

[Traildogbob]

35. OH shit!

We can expect a massive algae bloom in the rivers when all the shit washes into them and creates a eutrophic nightmare. 💦🌊🐘💩😷 I can imagine Conway, Miller, Ingrahm, Lindsay, and all the minions clinging to the bloated orange ass and Hannity's head to stay afloat as the white water Rapids wash them through the streets and into the Potomac. Melania's kidneys may also be used as a raft. Be Best!

[gopiscrap]

16. I hope not, I would lobve to see him at the bottom of an ocean

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Fat floats much better than muscle, so he should be able to bob right along

as he is swept out to sea.

[RHMerriman]

18. Plus, he's scared of sharks, supposedly...

I sense karma.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. Do sharks like greasy food?

[RHMerriman]

21. Sharks pretty much will eat anything...

License plates, fishing line, 70-something-year-old turds in off the rack suits.

They're not picky.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. The Labrador Retrievers of the sea.

[RHMerriman]

23. Pretty much all dogs, really...

I love 'em, but they will eat their own excrement.

Discriminating, canines are not.

[smb]

57. No Shark Will Eat Him -- Professional Courtesy nt

[olegramps]

37. An armada of drones loaded with poop bombs would be appropriate.

[RHMerriman]

38. Prayers for rain, thunder, lightning, wind...

Regular Old Testament stuff.

[scarytomcat]

50. If god put him in office wouldn't she give him the perfect day?

75 and sunny

[RHMerriman]

51. Excellent point...

[The Blue Flower]

40. Well, they're not made of wood, therefore...

Big Monty Python fan here.

[Polly Hennessey]

2. Who knew.

The weather gods are sending gifts. We hope.

[jpak]

3. To the Duck Suits Robin!

[avebury]

12. That is just too darn cute! nt

[RussellCattle]

36. The duck boots add to it but the happy squeel steals the show.

[struggle4progress]

65. +

[spanone]

4. Let It Rain...

[wryter2000]

5. Really?

God is sure pissed.

[Traildogbob]

39. God pissed at who?

How will Pat Robertson, Falwell Jr and Graham Jr blame it on evil dems and gays?

[wryter2000]

43. At Trump n/t

n/t

[Traildogbob]

48. WE know that

But Fox and evilgelicals will spin it. Any God I may consider following is against babies in cages and this treatment of those that are the least among us. Heard that somewhere, think it was in that majic book.

[Faux pas]

6. Whoa!

What would cause that? Obama, the gays or the immigrants?

[moose65]

24. Are you kidding? There can only be one possible cause:

Hillary!!!11!!1.

[lunatica]

29. Hillary, obviously

[UniteFightBack]

7. It's saying: "Torrential rainfall rates may lead to totals exceeding 2 inches in a short period of

time (sounds like rump wrote that ) This may cause flash flooding."

If I were setting out for a day on the mall....I wouldn't.

[world wide wally]

63. 2 inches!...

Just like Trump

[empedocles]

8. July 2nd, here in DC we had torrential rains, car visibility poor, [some put flashers on].

some local flooding around 7:30p. Current forecast is for thunderstorms in wide area, July 3-5.

[Tanuki]

9. Five feet high and rising....

[bitterross]

10. I hope it pours on his farce

I looked at the weather for DC last night and it was showing 50% chance of t-storms.

I sure hope it gets rained on.

[leftieNanner]

52. That would be apt

But I was also wanting the weather to be temperate but the stands/audience to be empty. Like they were for his inauguration. Does that make me a bad person?

[FakeNoose]

11. We all prayed for rain, right?

Our prayers were answered - proof that God is a Democrat!

[bdamomma]

59. love it!!

[CentralMass]

66. Note: I edited this to avoid any issues. I think the big guy must have thought he needed to clear

Last edited Thu Jul 4, 2019, 07:37 PM - Edit history (3)

the air in D.C. today

[FakeNoose]

67. OK so Jobu is a Democrat too

That's cool, we have a very big tent!

[CentralMass]

68. I belive so ;-)

[durablend]

13. Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

Wash them all down into the sewer where they belong.

[cilla4progress]

15. OTOH

we know he will use this as an excuse for the sorry turnout...

[pandr32]

34. Doesn't matter

...especially when we make a big deal about how much money was diverted from important things and wasted because of a rainstorm and a stupid-ass dictator wannabe.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. Prayer to Thor for thunderstorms:

http://www.odins-gift.com/mp3/others/leslie_fish/rainchant_lordofthunders.mp3

[Collimator]

56. Hey, I posted about that on another thread.

Any chance to visualize Chris Hemsworth . . .[sigh]

[Cirque du So-What]

25. Think Orange Foolius wil! reschedule?

After all, it's not like he's got anything better to do

[yardwork]

41. Why not? He's trying to reschedule the 2020 census.

[moose65]

26. Thoughts and prayers....

For the biggest thunderstorm DC has ever had!

[fishwax]

27. at least the orange snowflake will have something to blame the low turnout on

[no_hypocrisy]

28. Trump won't make it back in time for his own rally.

The FAA will not allow air travel during thunderstorms.

(He's golfing at his VA course now.)

[gademocrat7]

30. The weather channel has issued a special weather statement til 9:00 pm.

Heavy rain, gusty wind and lighting strikes possible in DC. In addition to the flash flood watch.

[George II]

31. Isolated thunderstorms starting late afternoon through the evening. Aw, what a shame.

[FailureToCommunicate]

32. (Let's hope) A Hard Rain's A Gonna Fall...

[Wounded Bear]

33. Everybody on the Ark!

[UniteFightBack]

42. Look at this very appropriate emoji I just noticed on DU...is this new?

[Baltimike]

44. The thnder has alreasy started around here. nt

[sellitman]

45. Pat Robertson

will blame the weather on The Gays in 5....4....3....2....

[rictofen]

46. Millions of people live in the DC-Baltimore metro area

I hope they avoid severe, life-threatening weather even if it means Trump and his ilk escape disappointment and inconvenience.

[cureautismnow]

47. High Water Everywhere...

[Liberty Belle]

49. God has spoken on Trump's rally and she is not amused.

Hope the heavens open and drown out this idiocy.

[SayItLoud]

53. Mother Nature knows how to send a message....nt

[Thekaspervote]

54. The universe just smiled at us!

[smb]

55. Sing Along!

♫ ♪ ♬ ...Gonna soak that Chump and wash off his hair
Gonna soak that Chump and wash off his hair
Gonna soak that Chump and wash off his hair
And send him on his way.... ♫ ♬ ♪

[Javaman]

58. but you what trumpy the shit clown will say, right?

he will blame the bad weather on the crappy turn out for his big dick party.

[beastie boy]

60. God to Trump: I hate to piss on your parade, but...

I

[bdamomma]

61. A higher power heard us

https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/washington-dc/20006/weather-warnings/327659





well the 4th just got better.

[Botany]

62. There is a God

https://www.wunderground.com/weather/us/dc/washington/20509

[33taw]

64. Climate change, what climate change?