You know, I was reading this pathology report to this patient

[PCIntern]

and it was thundering an lightning outside my window. I read to her that she had an inoperable squamous cell tumor in the floor of her mouth and that there were metastases throughout her body and she may, if she were fortunate, have three months to live but during that time she was going to suffer horrifically increasing pain for which we could do absolutely nothing.

Actually, she was fine: the weather outside caused me to say the above.

[Freethinker65]

1. Very Presidential

[Atticus]

2. I see what you did there. Well done. nt

[unblock]

3. Hmm. The problem here is you have expertise and the misreading makes too much sense.

Try "I read her that she had an inoperable airplane on the floor of her mouth and we would therefore have to amputate her leg"

[TruckFump]

6. Latte spew!

You owe me a keyboard, but I gotta...

LMAO...

[zanana1]

4. That was mean.

I was feeling so bad for this woman!

[sl8]

5. Dr. Scrivello, I presume?